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Now the nightmare, I mean journey begins......

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. (bus driver: Will you kids shut the fuck up before I throw you out the goddam window!) The bus driver on the bus is very mad, very mad, very mad. (AAAAAAHHHHH!) {THUD} {Evil laughter} (HEY! You can't do that to us! We're only innocent children! If you touch us we'll sue!) (Hey! PUT ME DOWN!!!!) (AHHHH!!!!) {THUD}{laughing} (Anyone else want to sing?)

Help! I'm melting... melting (will someone PLEASE shut that stupid snowman up?) Hey, you can't talk to me that way, I'm a frosted citizen.{pulling out a blow torch} not anymore. {evil laughter}

I'll get you my pretty and your little dog... HEY, stop biting me! Is this any way to treat your captor? Somebody get this flea ridden beast off of me! {kick}

There's no place like home, there's no place like {slap} Shut up already!

Pretty scary huh?

Houston, we have a problem. (WHO TOOK MY JELLY DONUT?) {laughs nervously} I'm kind of delivering an important announcement, so if you don't mind... (Who says this isn't important? A crime has been committed and I DEMAND JUSTICE!) Um, OK... As I was saying... Houston we have a problem... (EARL! GIVE ME BACK MY DONUT!) {kick}{punch}{nervous laughter}

Four score and seven years a...(GET HIM!)

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth... (I don't care! GIVE ME BACK MY LEG!)

Just a spoon full of arsen, I mean suger makes the medicine go down. (THIS IS THE POLICE! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!)

You are the champion, my friend, and we'll keep on fighting till the end. {bang} {car speeds off} Ralph? Ralph! How many fingers am I holding up? (He wouldn't know that even if he was conscious!)

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