Jerry: Annnnd welcome to another wonderful 'Jerry Springer'. I, of course, am your host Jerry Springer. Today Hot Love Affirs and the peple who live them! Let's welcome our first guest, he's the tom of the junkyard, please put your paws together for Rum Tum Tugger!!!
Crowd: ::Claps::
Tugger enters with big dark sun glasses on. He grins a million dollar grin and waves to the swooning queens.
Tugger: Hey!
Jerry: Hello Tugger. How are you?
Tugger: How would you be if you had, looks, brains, and great ears?
Jerry:..........Anyway, does the name Bomblurina ring a bell?
Tugger: ::Nods:
Jerry: Do the words 'I cheated on my girlfriend' mean anything to you?
Tugger: Errrrr.....
Jerry: Let's welocme Tugger's ex-grilfriend BOMBLURINA!!!
Bombi walks out and takes her cahir, scoots it away form Tugger's then takes a seat.
Bomb: Hi Jerry! ::Addressing Tugger:: Hi Scum.
Jerry: Hi Bom. Tell me, how long had you and Tugger gone out before the break up?
Bomb: Five weeks.
Jerry: Would you mind telling me what the fight was about?
Bomb: ::Sigh:: I was trying to get Tugger to talk to me, when ::squeaky voice:: 'ELECTRA' came and began rubbing up aginst him and flirting, and winking at him and...and..... .HE RAN AWAY WITH HER!!!!!!!
Crowd:: ::Boos::
Bomb: ::Grins wickidly:: But that's okay. :Crosses over to tugger and takes his sunglasses off, showing his black eye:: Becouse I SMACKED 'IM!
Ladies in Crowd: Whoo hoo! You go girl!
Jerry: *winces* Well, I have a little suprise for the two of you, please welcome ELECTRA!
Crowd: *Boos*
Electra struts out and takes a seat in Tugger's lap.
Electra: Hi Jerry! Bom. Hi Tuggie!!!!
Tugger: Hi babe.
Bom: *burst into tears*
Bom: I HATE YOU!!!!!
Electra: *Sticks tounge out at Bom*:
Bom: That's it!!!!!!! **Bom grabs a chair and runs after Electra with it**
Elec: AHHH!!!!! **Begins running**
Tugger: Electra!
**Boncers begin chasing after the trio, and finally they make them sit, with ropes tied around Bom.**
Jerry: *Under breath* These cats are nuts...::Louder:: Electra, do you have somthing to tell Tugger?
Electra: *Winces* Yeah...
Jerry: Tell him.
Electra: Do I have to?
Crowd: YES!
Elecrta: Tuggie.....I'm seeing someone else.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Tugger: *Looks stunned*
Jerry: Please welcome Electra's OTHER boyfriend Mungojerrie!
Mungo walks out with big grin.
Mungo: Is this where I get my free makeover? *Sees all of the mad cats and frowns** What's with them?
Tugger: Grrr....you are so dead!!!!!!! **Begins cahsing after Muno who yelps and begins running::
Bom, who has chewed through the ropes jumps up and unleashes her claws,
Bom: PREPARE TO DIE ELECTRA!!!!
Bouncers begin to jump after Bom.
Crowd: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Ele: ACK! **Runs**
Tugger has Mungo in a head lock and he's hiving him the death nuggie.
Tugger: I'm not quiting until you kiss my toes! All eight of them! Then admit I'm better than you, you little conkney, robing, woman stealing, FREAK!
Mugno: NEEEEVEER!!! YOU LITTLE EGO FILLED MANED ANIMAL!
Bom: I HATE MEN!
Elec: **still running:: Me too!
Bom: *Stops chasing** Hey, you wanna go get some coffee or somthin'?
Ele: Sure.
Bom and Elc walk off.
Tugger: Hey! Bom! Whhere are you goin'?
Mungo: Electra? Wait up!
::The two males forget about their fight and chase after the two queens::
JERRY'S FINAL THOUGHT.......
Jerry: Well, I guess we all learned a good thing today, spay or nuter your cats.
