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Types of Whacking

You may think that all whacks are the same. Well, there not. Troll, being the subtle creature that he is, has devised a wide variety of whacks for every occassion. We will list the known whaks her so that you might identify the one which was used on you. We will also attempt to identify the causes of different whacks so that you might aviod them. Take care.

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The Basic Whack-simple, elegant, without known cause.
The Whack and Run-this is when Troll drops into a post, whacks you, then dissappears. No known cause.
The Xander Whack-also known as the "bitca whack" , cause that's what he does. Causes include but are not limited to: forming a webpage to support those who have been whacked, threatening to whack back.
The Nerf Whack-whacking with a large nerf object. Lots of noise but not much pain. The Nerf Whack is used more often by Dragon then Troll. Causes unknown.
The Rules Whack--identified by Kira--You know when a Troll suddenly appears and scares off newbies with a *WHACK* b/c they've posted to many times, or done a Goodbye post.
Death Whacks-whacks that cause instant death. Only known cause is comparing Troll to an ugly little troll doll. DON"T DO THIS!!!!
Group Whacks-done in our own forum. Troll just whacked us all. How rude!
Hairy manly Troll-whack - this is a new type of whacking given out for comparing Troll to feminine 'girly' things such as Miss Kitty Fantastico.

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I hope that this list has been helpful. If you know of any other types of Whacking, email me. Please include a link to the post where the particular type of whacking occurred, so that I might attempt to determine the cause of the whacking, if any.

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