Life

1. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

2. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.

3. If love isn't a game, why are there so many players?

 4. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

5. You can only go as far as you push.

6. Actions speak louder than words.

7. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love love somebody else.

8. Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.

 9. Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.

10. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.

11. Some people make the world special just by being in it.

12. Best friends are the siblings God forgot to give us.

13. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

14. True friendship never ends.

15. Friends are forever.

16. Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

17. Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

18. What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

19. Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.

20. Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

21. Most people walk in and out of your life, But only friends leave footprints in your heart.

Some advice =)

What goes around comes around. 

Work like you don't need the money. 

Love like you've never been hurt.

Dance like nobody's watching. 

Sing like nobody's listening. 

Live like it's Heaven on Earth.

Life's Laws 

1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 

2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 

4. Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 

5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it. 

6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 

7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. 

8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 

9. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. 

10. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them

Ok.. so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs." What does that make the Tennessee Titans

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it.

If you spin an oriental person around several times does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holand called Holes?

Why would you say something is out of whack? What is whack?

If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgrunted?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?