Jen's
Movie Quotes!
empire records
"I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do." - Lucas
"Let me explain this to ya. Mitchell is the man. I'm the idiot. You're the screwup. And we're all losers." - Joe
"What's with today, today?" - Lucas
"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear." -Lucas
"Empire Records open till midnight, this is Mark......Midnight!" -Mark
"Me Joe, you Jane." -Warren
Kate and Leopold
"How can I promise eternally what I have not felt mometarily?"
1) I wasted my best years on you. 2) Those were your best?
"You have every convenience, every comfort, yet no time for integrity."
"We have a saying in the Mckay household. You shake and shake the ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot 'ill."
The Wedding Singer
"Once again things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"
"All right, remember -- alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you!"
Hackers
"It's in that place where I put that thing that time."
"Anything else mom? You want me to mow the lawn? Oops. Forgot. New York, no grass."
"Never send a boy to do a woman's job"
"Mess with the best, die like the rest"
"I am goning to swat you like a fly..........I am going to snap you like a toothpick"
"Have no fear I is here."
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
"She's the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee!"
"You're supposed to see stars not birds! Stars!"
"My philosophy is this, if you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead"
"A laugh is a very powerful thing, why sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have"
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" -Ferris
St. Elmo's Fire
"Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers." -Kevin
"You know there are more people on law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that." -Kevin
Kirby: "I always thought we'd be friends forever." Kevin: "Yeah, well, forever got a lot shorter suddenly, didn't it?"
Ski School
"If you want to be the best, you must.. lose... your.. mind." -Dave
"OK, you may be able to disqualify us... but you cannot stop us from doing.... the lambada..." -Dave
Primal Fear
Journalist:
Ask what?
Marty: The question you wanted to ask me before.
Journalist: I don't understand, Mr. Vale.
Marty: How can you defend someone if you know they did it? How can you do
that? How can you defend these scumbags? Isn't that what you
wanted to ask me? It is isn't it? Huh? All those coy questions, all that
crap. Bottom line is how can you do what you do. You think its the money
don't you? Money's nice. The money's very very nice, Jack. The first thing I ask
a new client, I say, you've been saving up for a rainy day? Guess what, its ray-ning.
You think its 'cause I want to see my face on the cover of magazines? My fifteen
seconds on TV? I love it. I really love that crap! I really do. But guess what.
That's not it. You go to Las Vegas?
Journalist: Yeah.
Marty: I don't go to Vegas. Why do you think I don't go to Vegas?
Journalist: Marty, its late. I think that we should both just get up and
go-
Marty: Why gamble with money when you can gamble with people's lives?
That was a joke. All right, I'll tell you. I believe in the notion that people
are innocent until proven guilty. I believe in that notion because I choose to
believe in the basic goodness of people. I choose to believe that not all crimes
are committed by bad people. And I try to understand that some very very good
people do some very bad things.
XXX
"What I'm gonna do for my country." -Van Diesel
Xander: Do you have something else you have to do? And let us big boys have a conversation? Yelena: Conversation? More than a four letter word, you want some ice before your brain overheats? Xander: Ice? Sure you can chip some off your heart, if you can find it.
Xander: Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking cop and start thinking Playstation. Blow stuff up!
A Walk To Remember
"I told you not to fall in love with me" -Jamie
Jamie: Landon, are you trying to be bad at this? Landon: No it just comes naturally.
The Wedding Planner
"Did you ever like someone, but the timing was off, way off?" -Steve
Mary: oh my god!! im paralyzed! Little kid: if your moving your legs and your arms, your CLEARLY not paralyzed
"Love does not have to be perfect, love is just love!"
"Mother, will you please SHUT UP!"
"When I dance, I look like a retarded string-bean..."
Random
"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist." -The Usual Suspects
"Like I've always said, If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." -Steel Magnolias.
"If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer." Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
We are no longer the knights who say "neep." We are now the nights who say "ickiickiickiickipatangaipboing." Holy Grail
"I'm coming and Hell's coming with me." Tombstone, Wyatt Earp
"There's a fine line between tough and crazy and you're flirting with it" Remember the Titans
"Shakespeare once said: Life is pretty stupid, with lot's of hubbub to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much...I'm paraphrasing of course." --L.A. Story
"Of course we can still be friends, just don't call me." - Get Crazy
"Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable." - Clue
"Split a piece of wood and I am there, lift a stone and you will find Me." -Stigmata
"1. Who are you? 2. Um messanger nao importante." -Stigmata
"To
the world you may be only one person; but to one person you may be the
world". Anon
"1. Your father lost his job this morning. 2. I didn't lose my job... It's not like, oops where did my job go... I quit!"
"1. Uh, who's car is that out front? 2. Mine. A 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
"Remeber those old signs that said Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life? Well, that's true except one day: The day you die."
"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was not reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my hearts going to cave in."
"I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary."
"Everything that's meant to happen does...eventually..."
