Welcome to Nyte Chyld's Asylum


This Site contains material that may be inappropiate for some members of the public. If you are offended by sarcasm, morbid thoughts and/or altered facinations, you may not want to enter. Come ta think of it, if you are a circus midgit, a member of the Back Street Boys or a politician, I don't want ya here! I personally recommend that a person be at least of the age of 14 to enter...but no one really enforces the law stating that you have to be 18+ to enter porn Sites...so I'm pretty sure that you'll enter anyway despite your age. Well, at least I warned ya

people.

Randy L. 'Nyte Chyld' Pendleton

Click on the Nine inch Nails logo below to enter my Asylum
(And it's not as if I actually believe that you are 14+, but I can't really stop ya if you're not)



Wait!!

Before you enter, you oughtta at least consider this. If you sign up for this, you can make actual money! Well, you won't be the next Bill Gates or anything, but you can get paid nonetheless for placing ads on your Site. They will give you some ads...cool ones, too. Trust me: They won't be lame enough to ask you to grace your Pages with Britney Spears bull-shit if your Site is against her. Just click on the above link and you can read their rules/regulations yourself. Hey - It's easy money...how can you argue with that??!



Warning!
This Site has been known to cause very severe mental problems to some people. The vast majority of Nyte Chyld's visitors experienced a number of symtoms. Discontinue viewing immediately if you suffer from or experience one or more of the following:

Others also warn about an unknown disease that they contracted by viewing this Site - If you or someone you love contracts 'Wussyitous', please seek professional help immediately!

Thank you for your time concerning this matter.


By the way, if you keep clickin' on this thing, you're bound to go too far...


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