Welcome to Nyte Chyld's Asylum

This Site contains material that may be inappropiate for some members of the public. If you are offended by sarcasm, morbid thoughts and/or altered facinations, you may not want to enter. Come ta think of it, if you are a circus midgit, a member of the Back Street Boys or a politician, I don't want ya here! I personally recommend that a person be at least of the age of 14 to enter...but no one really enforces the law stating that you have to be 18+ to enter porn Sites...so I'm pretty sure that you'll enter anyway despite your age. Well, at least I warned ya people.

Randy L. 'Nyte Chyld' Pendleton

Click on the Nine inch Nails logo below to enter my Asylum
(And it's not as if I actually believe that you are 14+, but I can't really stop ya if you're not)

Warning! This Site has been known to cause very severe mental problems to some people. The vast majority of Nyte Chyld's visitors experienced a number of symtoms. Discontinue viewing immediately if you suffer from or experience one or more of the following:

compulsive lying
uncontrollable whining
excessive complaining
attempting strange acts on animals
owning a copy of "Monica Lewinsky - My Story"
desire to be a politician

Others also warn about an unknown disease that they contracted by viewing this Site - If you or someone you love contracts 'Wussyitous', please seek professional help immediately!

Thank you for your time concerning this matter.

Do not go any further!

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