I'm lost! Help me, dammit!!

Alright, alright. Quit bitchin'. Are you lost in this Site? Do you need step-by-step directions on figuring out where you are? Well, that's too bad because I'm not gonna waste my time helping you more than this Page will. All you need to know is that every section in my Asylum can be identified from the background. Every Page has its background to make identifying it easier.

Here are all the backgrounds and a description of where they are in my Site. Read this, and you'll have an idea where you are.

I hope...

This is the main background. It's on all the main Pages in Nyte Chyld's Asylum.
If the background of the Page you're in looks like this, you're in one of the main sections.

This background is on all my other li'l Pages that ain't really classified. These Pages include everything in my Misc. Crap section and the disclaimer for my poetry section (See bottom...all the way on the bottom).

This background is on every Page in Nyte Chyld's li'l Ozzy Section.

And this li'l bugger is on every Page of my poetry section, which I ironically call my Altered State of Consciousness (Every Page except the disclaimer). And it's on the very, verrrrrrrry first Page of this Site. I just figure it's a good way to welcome visitors. But how the feeling of being in space would bring more people to this Site is beyond me.

And I'm underqualified for the term kid, so Nyte Chyld is pretty ironic, too. And it's pretty damn silly.

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