a.) Larry
b.) Randy
c.) Earl
d.) Randi
a.) Lee
b.) Leo
c.) Leon
d.) Dan Quayle
a.) Chyld (that's ovious - Nyte Chyld?)
b.) Penrod (Oh,no,no - please God help me!)
c.) Pendleton (huh, that's, like so ironic)
d.) Pennsylvania (huh??!)
a.) 1981
b.) 1983
c.) 1976 Man, that would have kicked ass! The '70s must have rocked! The inscence...the strobe lights...the music *singing* 'We don't need no ed-u-ca-tion'...
d.) I am immortal
a.) 5'8"
b.) 8'2" (Eat yer heart out, Shaq)
c.) 2'0" (and my name is really Spanky the Circus Midget)
d.) 6'0"
a.) 
b.) 
c.)
d.)
a.) Peer into the Mind of a Madman
b.) Let the Madness Begin
c.) My Diciples
d.) Yeah, that purple Telletubbie is gay!!
a.) Enter the Mind of a Madman
b.) Let the Madness Begin
c.) My Diciples
d.) Yeah, that purple Telletubbie is gay!!
a.) blonde (if you say this, get the hell outta my Site)
b.) a nice reddish color
c.) purple with pink polka dots
d.) shit brown
a.) 1
b.) 2
c.) 3
d.) Too many to count
a.) "All the Fools Sailed Away"
b.) "The Beautiful People"
c.) "Nothing Else Matters"
d.) "Waiting for Darkness"
a.) Hannah Rockwell
b.) Randi Macklem
c.) Randy Pendleton
d.) The Artist Fomally Known as Prince (is he/she a man or woman? There are things that we shouldn't dare to ask!)
a.) Murder
b.) Child (Chyld??) Molestation
c.) Rape
d.) Genocide
a.) Jeporady
b.) Wheel of Fortune
c.) Wheel of Confusion
d.) Wheels of a Mack Truck After Running Over The Taco Bell Chihuahua
a.) Male
b.) Female
c.) Both a and b
d.) Same as Bob Dole (well, in this case, you can choose b - the words 'female' and Bob Dole are synominous)
a.) Quarters
b.) Pin the Penis on Prince (I just can't stop pickin' on that transvestite!)
c.) Strip Poker
d.) Nude Crisco Twister
a.) Ozzy's 'Shot in the Dark'
b.) Ozzy's 'No More Tears'
c.) Bitchney Spears' 'Baby One More Time'
d.) Black Sabbath's 'Iron Man'
a.) 'Don't ask me questions - there are things you shouldn't know'
b.) 'Sanity now it's beyond me - there's no choice'
c.) 'GoPlay is molesting itself and raping its users'
d.) 'Yeah, that purple Tellietubbie is gay!'