Meet Jack Schitt

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage revealed... Many people are at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can handle the situation. Jack was the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep, Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children; Holie Schitt, the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, and Bull Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married a Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout childhood and consequntly, married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt. Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them!