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This young lady walks into a pet store to buy a parrot. The guy behind the counter says that he only has one and that it's a real smartass with a vulgar vocabulary and rude temperament. The woman says, "That's okay. I know how to handle assholes like that. I want the parrot anyhow." So the woman gets the bird home puts it in her room, and starts to get ready for bed. Just as she gets her slacks off the parrot says, "Awk. Nice legs baby!" Well the the woman isn't gonna take this shit so she takes the bird out of the cage and puts it in the freezer for 3 minutes. While the parrot is in the freezer, he thinks about what he said and realizes it was the wrong thing to say. So he makes a mental note not to say that again. The next night, again the woman is getting ready for bed and this time the parrot knows not to say any thing about her legs, but after she removes her blouse, and then her bra, the parrot just can't resist any longer. He blurts out, "Awk. Great tits baby! Let's see ya shake 'em!" Once again the woman gets pissed and she decides that instead of 3 minutes in the freezer she is going to keep the parrot in for 5 minutes. Well the parrot has lots of time to think this time, and realizes that he has said the wrong thing again. Finally the woman opens the freezer door and takes the near frozen parrot out and asks, "Have you learned your lesson?" The parrot still shivering and barely able to speak says, "A-a-aww-wk... Y-y-yeah su-u-ure, b-b-b-but I ju-just have o-ne-ne q-q-q-question." The woman says, "Yes?" The parrot replies, "A-a-wk...Wha-what d-d-did the tur-tur-turkey d-do, ask f-f-for a blowjob?"
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