Ironic -- A Parody
With apologies to Alanic Morissette
An old Karsite, priest by trade,
He made a treaty, was killed the next day
It's a new ally, in the form of Tremane
It's a backfired spell, two minutes too late.
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
CHORUS
It's like mage storms on a beautiful day
A song by Leslac that just won't go away
It's the vrondi's eyes, which the mages can't bear
But Misty wrote it...it figures.
Windsong (well...Blade) went to Outpost Five
She packed her suitcase, and kissed Amberdrake goodbye
She waited her whole damn life just to take that flight
And as Tad crashed down, she thought, "Well isn't this nice."
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
REPEAT CHORUS
Misty's got a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think the storyline's okay and everything's going right
And she has a funny way of working it out when
We think everything's gone wrong and book three's going to be a disgrace.
A Heartstone in Haven kept safe
An illusory sex change from Kethry the mage
It's like ten thousand Heralds when all you need is a Dirk
It's meeting one of your dreams
And finding his uncle Orthallen's a jerk
And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think
REPEAT CHORUS
Misty's got a funny way of sneaking up on you
And she's got a funny, funny way of working it out
Working it out
