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Hate Stories
just print off all these stories and put in the name of the person you hate in the blank spaces also cross out the one to deciede if it's a he or a she also we have a few parts where you have to put in someone elses name or a friends or a Mr. you deciede what to put and where to put it ok
No.10:_____'s day at Flamingoland
One happy fairy day _______ got up and dressed in her/his best paper bag, she/he thought she/he looked stunning but really she/he was a awful sight (as always.) She/he got to go to Flamingoland free because she/he is a tramp now let us begin, where she/he arrived at Flamingoland. Well _______ went on a really scary ride (well she /he thought it was), it was called the flying pink Elephants, she/he held on as tight as she/he could but she /he was so weak that her/his arms snapped like twigs and her/his head blew off and landed on the track of the magnum force. Her/his head got run over but she/he was still alive so when we got back to school, I made her/him angry and she/he tried to trip me up but she/he was so weak her/his legs came off and her/his torso blew away and landed in a tree. That is now why her/his friends call her/him twiggy, she’s/he’s still stuck in the tree you know and that begins a new story called _______‘s escape from the tree.
THE END
No.9 _______’s escape from the tree
There _______ hung, limp and lifeless after not having any worms to eat or bog water to drink. She/he blew in the breeze she/he thought she/he must escape but how, then she thought of a brilliant plan although she/he had family they did not care about her/him and if she/he died they would eat her/him so the aiming of her/his plan would have to be precise. She/he waited and then it came a tremendous fart, she/he flew over the trees the buildings dropping trails of poo behind her/him as she/he flew. But then she/he saw it her/his cardboard box but she/he was flying over it she/he started to cry tears of urine, she/he would never get home she/he kept flying all of a sudden she/he landed right in the middle of a park. Now this begins a new story called _____at the park.
THE END
No.08 _______ at the Park
_______ was petrified she/he looked into the gloomy brownness of the lake, she/he saw something so ugly that she/he crapped herself/himself (that ugly thing was her/his reflection). As she/he backed away she/he slipped in her/his skiddys and fell into the lake. All of a sudden she/he felt a nibbling fish were eating her/his feet they were Piranhas they had followed her/his trail of bloody skiddys coming from behind. Oh no she/he thought but it was too late she/he had already been eaten. soon _______ awoke a skeleton she/he was. She/he slimed her/his way out of the lake, this time she/he decided to go into the forest. The forest was dark and shitty from _______’s trail. Then something moved it was the one and only ______________he/she pushed her/him on the ground and started humping her/him she/he had been raped. After _______ had had his pleasure he/she ran away. _______felt exhilarated and happy from that new found thing called wanking. After that she/he got up and continued on her/his journey, she was worried, and she had a need to be ______________jumped out from the side and ___________, ____________and __________from the other sides. _______was trapped she /he was not fast enough to escape _______’s chain saw ______’s Venomous Spiders and Snakes or ___’s bat and ____‘s killing thingy. They approached nearer and nearer and eventually _______ got hacked to pieces. THE END!!!!
No.07 _______’s new found pleasure
_______ was so pleased with her/his new found ability that she/he tried it on everything poles, dogs, cows, people, trees ect. Then when she/he came to school she/he saw _______ _____ the person who had raped her/him in the woods. All of a sudden a sexual excitement came over her/him giving her/him an errection/wet fanny. She/he was so happy of the memories she/he had of him/her. He/she looked at her/him came to her/him pulled her/him into a dark corner and they started wanking. Then a teacher called Mr. ________ came and joined in. So they had a threesome then the bell rang to line up. _______ looked at me ______ and _______with fear she/he squeezed _______’s hand tight and came over and she/he tried to wank us but all she/he got was a kick in the nuts/fadge. When we got in school Mr. ________ looked at _______ with perverted delight in his eyes. ______ stared back she/he put her/his hand up and said Mr. ________ can I go to the toilet because their is not any bushes near to crap in. Mr. _______ said “yes you may” and then he said to the class behave and went into the boys/girls toilets where _______ was. And had a quick one with her/him. When they came back to class they both had big lumps in their pants (their errection.) We began to laugh and when we got outside everyone in the class started laughing.
THE END!!!!!!!!
No.06 _______’s Karaoke night
_______ sung the terrible screeching of cat’s claws on black boards, windows shattered, people got driven insane, the earth shook. No protection for your ears would work as the terrible screeching broke through the protection easily. Eventually it stopped and the insane ______ crawled out from under the chair with a rusty chainsaw and then before ______ could chop _______into pieces, ___________grabbed her/him and tied her/him on the floor where ______ got a good stance to chop _______ into pieces, but then _______'s skids came through and then ______ and ______ passed out from the smell after 4 hours they recovered. But _______had gone. Now this begins a new story called Oh where Oh where Oh where is _______ Oh where Oh where Oh where is _______ Oh where Oh where Oh where is _______where can _______be.
THE END
cut out flaps like cupboard doors and stick them down now underneath the put a horrible picturemore will be coming i promise why don't you make some up and send them in to andrew@kidd994.freeserve.co.uk MUST READ IMPORTANT!!!!:also i am in no way responsible for any trouble you may get in off of this website so don't go sending e-mails to me about how you got in trouble o.k see ya!! (last updated 23rd July 2002)
