Alpha Knave <---- Your god!
not ment to offend the strict religious of our society

Objective #1 : Change Neighbor's dogs name to "Jonas"
Objective #2 : Bow to the name of "@lpha |{nave" (yours truly)

Ok, jeff wanted my to update the site, so.....ill tell u all a story.........
Mullah Bien Vizen was bored. He decided to kill some turkeies (not the people)and they had a big feast. After they finished guess who showed up......some unnamed native...lets say his name is ..umm...billy. Well they killed some terkish for fun. And THAT IS ALL.
THE END???

  • Y r u hear?
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  •  This has nothing to do with u
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  •    but if u inSSIST on staying
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  •     then y not leave?
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  •      tell me that u pig!
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  •       ill tell u y because u like this
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  •        yes u do
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  •         y do
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