Mickletz's dream job.
The Fake almost gets me beaten up Dan.
ok So with all that said ahahaha. You shouldn't expect too much, I just like to share some of the ideas I get with those I think might appreciate them. Which is me and my creepy friend larry who lives in a cupboard in the game room in my dorm. HAH yeah before I forget, don't you think if Randy Newman was an animal, the animal that would most accurately represent his voice and style of writing would be a retarded elephant. ya know just a thought. But off the subject I go...... Ya see most of my ideas come to me while I'm in the shower, I assume this is the case with most people. In the shower I use the shampoo, and the body soaps with the all natural extracts to ensure I smell as closely as possible to the inside of peach thats been drenched in womens' prefume. But back to the shampoo, ya see, I'm a gentle creature, which means I need to be coddled pampered if you will. Nothing but the softest and gentlest shampoo will do for me. That's why I stick with the old Johnson and Johnson NO TEARS strawberry shampoo//PLUS// conditioner. Ha don't think I forgot about the goddamned conditioner. The patented NO TEARS formula was discovered by a man who ironically cried all day long, and thats the truth. But seriously it is useful in case I need to, heaven forbid, open my eyes in the shower WHILE MIND YOU, I'm washing the strawberry flavored soap out of my hair. Holy shit!! This is a break through now people can watch as shampoo cascades off of their golden locks and down their faces, it's like a whole new level of consciousness. I can imagine someone said this at one point or another. Sorry now I'm just patronizing the patented NO TEARS formula brand shampoo, but goddamn it just pisses me off it's so smug. Sorry sorry, but in all actuality I appreciate its benevolent nature, because in the end don't we all want a shampoo that doesn't sting in our eyes. I know I do. And isn't that what it's all about. At the end of the day I'm truly content knowing that my shampoo is going the extra mile to liberate me from the stifling constraints of modern society. Can you say that about yourself??................ No really answer me.....What? You can't? That's right go into a corner and cry, sorry sorry.
Oh man this picture is so Freakin old
OH God i've wasted my life
