"Yes fans, it is time. It is Sunday and this is BJWC Sunday Storm. Hello everyone, I'm James Edgebrook and tonight we have a stellar show planned. We are starting off with a match for the BJWC Lightweight Championship. This match was ordered by The Salz as a result of an incident which occurred at a BJWC arena show on Tuesday. Lets go to the ring.""
G-Crusher, the BJWC Hardcore Champion, makes his way to the ring. He awaits the Lightweight Champion, Johnnie Jiggallo. JJ makes his way down to the ring. He enters and is met by a Merlin clothesline as the bell sounds. G on the offensive, send JJ into the ropes and catches him with a dropkick. An elbow drop followed by a cover… two count only. Merlin still on the offensive. A pick up… suplex. Nice move. Short leg drop, and another. G quickly to the top rope…. He connects with a splash right into a cover…. Two count again. Plenty of fight in JJ. G pulls JJ up and tosses him into the corner. Clothesline snaps Jiggallo's neck back and slumps down in the corner. Merlin picks JJ up and snap mares him into the center of the ring. Merlin runs and snaps JJ's neck forwards. The Hardcore Champion obviously setting up JJ for the G-Crush. Merlin now… STF applied to Johnnie. Jiggallo refuses to give up!!! Merlin lets go of the move after what seems like endless moments. Merlin now, tosses Jiggallo over the top rope to the outside. Merlin kicks the ring announcer out of his chair….WHACK!!! Jiggallo is waffled!!!! WHACK!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!! Four chair shots!!! I guess this is a hardcore rules lightweight match up. G rolls Jiggs back into the ring. Oh, there's the G-Crush!!! Jiggallo fighting it off…. NO HE TAPS OUT!!! MERLIN WINS!!!
Wait, someone is running down to the ring. It's Reaper!!! He points to the Hardcore Championship, them to Merlin, then to himself. The G nodds…. A bell has sounded. The announcer has just informed the crowd that Merlin has agreed to a Hardcore Championship match right now!!! The fans are going bonkers. G and Reaper circling… They lock up… Merlin's down!!! A cover… A three count!!! Reaper wins!!! What the hell!!! G's up, he looks at Reaper. They…shake hands and walk away!!! What the hell is going on?!?! Dan and The Four cannot be pleased with this…
"What the hell is that?? G-Crusher and Reaper forming an alliance, or is it just a showing of respect???
Anyway fans, up next… wait. Someone is in the ring."
The man in the ring is Exodus. The fans are confused because he officially declared his retirement a few weeks ago. He has a mic…
"You know, when I decided to retire, I never realized the amount of things I left unfinished in the BJWC. So tonight, I'm going to take care of something I should have taken care of long ago. So Guido, and Lloyd. I am demanding a handicap match right now. And to make it interesting, lets make it for the BJWC Tag Team Titles. Well ladies.. I'm waiting."
Guido and Lloyd make their way to the ring. They are met by an Exodus suicide plancha over the top rope as the bell sounds. Exodus grabs Guido's head and slams it into the steel stairs. He runs back over to Lloyd and lays him out with a Dissention DDT on the concrete. He rolls Lloyd into the ring. Guido now back up, but is met by a foot to the gut. Exodus slams Guido's head into the corner. Exo then picks up a section of the steps and rams it into the head of Guido. A pick up by Exodus and a Juvi-Driver on the outside. Lloyd begins to stir, but Exo is back in the ring and intercepts him with a boot to the gut and another Dissention DDT!!! Exo is on a rampage!!! He rolls to the outside and tosses Guido into the ring. Exodus grabs a steel chair before he reenters. Exodus sets the chair up in the center of the ring and lays Guido's head across it. To the top goes Exodus…. ENDGAME!!! Guido is bleeding and out cold. Exo, limping, sets up the chair again. Lloyd's head is now on the seat… ENDGAME AGAIN!!! Exo is writhing in pain!!! He crawls over to Lloyd… ONE…. TWO… THREE!!! EXODUS WINS, EXODUS IS THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPION!!! ONE MAN, TWO BELTS!!!
The Salz makes his way down the isle to the ring, microphone in hand.
"What's da deal San Antionio!!!? You know, tonight, there was supposed to be a fourway for the BJWC TV Title. But as you saw by what just went down, Guido is unable to compete. And I haven't heard from Ponce or Jaxx. So it looks like Malice has the night off, right? NO SIR REE BOB!!! Malice, get yer Tuna Packin Ass out here!!!"
Malice comes down the isle… And enters the ring.
The Salz superkicks Malice in the chin. The TV Champ is seemingly knocked out cold. The Salz now slaps on a crossface. Malice is out so he cannot tap!!! The ref is unsure what to do! The Salz lets go of the hold and drags the Champion over to the corner. The BJWC President climbs to the top. SKYTWISTING MOONSAULT!!! A COVER… THREE!!! The Salz is the new BJWC TV CHAMPION!!!
"I'm amazed! The Salz is the new TV Champion. Wait… someones coming to the ring. It's Dan Dehart!!!"
Dan comes to the ring. Microphone in hand….
"First off, congrats Prez. Malice, oh well. I guess now you'll sober up. Now boss. We all know that The Gent is here. Hell, I know he's in the building. So boss. Lemme get at him?"
The Salz ponders for a second. Then he shakes his head yes.
"Thanks boss. Alright boys, bring him out."
The curtain opens. Tyler Lee, G-Crusher, Exodus, and Reaper come out dragging The Gent, kicking and screaming like the little bitch we all know he is, to the ring. The Gent, now groveling at the feet of Dan Dehart, begging for deliverance. For Mercy. Dan motions for Charles to stand. He does and is met with a boot to the gut. Dan hoists The Gent up and delivers the mother of all Devastators. The Gent is out. Dan looking to the crowd. The fans want more. Dan picks up The Gent… Another tremendous Devastator. Dan pins Charles… The Salz makes the official count. Dan wins!!! Dan picks up The Gent… Wait. Reaper, stopping Dan. Reaper is helping Charles… Lull-A-Bye!!! Reaper on Charles!!! G-Crusher now… G-Crush on The Gent. This is insane. ICON now has The Gent… Showstopper. The gorilla press into a death valley driver!!! Exodus picking up Charles… Dissention DDT!!! Wait, The Salz now telling everyone to hold The Gent up. Salz is loading that leg. Salz-Kick coming up…
WAIT!!! THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!!! THAT MUSIC!!! The arena is now a shade of blue. Someone is walking to the ring… The fans are going bonkers… it's….
IT'S OUTLANDER!!!
He slowly walks to the ring, the mystical black bird on his shoulder.
Everyone is standing back. Charles is on his knees helpless in the center of the ring. No one moves except "The Innovator of Pain". He enters the ring as the lights return to normal. Outlander stands before The Gent who proceeds to pull himself to his feet, using Outlander as a buffer. The Gent is standing now, and turns to taunt the men who attacked him. Wait!!! Outlander turns The Gent around!!! INVERTED RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!! THE ORIGIONAL REDEMPTION!!! The Gent is seemingly lifeless!!! Outlander picks up The Gent, tosses him over his shoulder.
The music starts up again, the blue hue returns as Outlander exits the same way he came. The lights reutrn. Leaving the six men in the ring.
The Salz has the mic.
"Well that was entertaining!!! So all of you fans might be wondering what this… {points to Dan, Tyler, G, Exo, and Reaper} is all about. Well the six of us collectivly hold all the titles in the BJWC? Why is that? Simple. Because we deserve it. We are the BJWC. We are the first and final word in this rat hole of a fed. A fed that I re-built from nothing. A fed that I rebuilt with these men. We are the best thing going today. We are The Law. And BJ, you can kiss our collective asses. As cuz as of right now, Dan, Reaper, Exodus, G-Crusher, Tyler and myself, quit this damn place. Yeah that's right. We quit. We got better things to do than sit around and wait for BJ to take over again, bring back Charles, Brian Hart, and Evenflow, and return the BJWC to the hellhole it was before I took over. Yeah this is Out of Character. This is Hardcore. This is the Truth. And as of now, The BJWC is no more."
Oh and BJ, your passwords are as follows. For the homepage, the password is orange. For the RP board, the name of the board is BJWCBoard and the password is shizit. I hope you choke on it. Don't e-mail me or any of The Law either.
