All righty kiddies...this ain't gonna be pretty...brace yourself effie...after a long and arduous absence from the beautiful net, your wonderous webmistress willow has returned...the phoenix from the ashes...more like a MunKiE from the Jell-O really, but I digress...as soon as I can get my MunKiEs organized and get my organization skills back in gear, this page will be going through one helluva metamorphosis...no cockroach references please...kafka rocks...those nasty little critters don't...
so, in advance...forgive the mess...don't hate me much for not answering emails and guestbook signs...don't diembowel me for not approving you for webrings and list serves...it's been a LONG ASS year and I'm WORKING ON IT okay?...just to prove my point...gues where I'm working now...any clue...wal-mart...that's right...the blue vests and smiley faces and all...so don't get me riled...we're worse that postal workers and have better access to weapons...heh heh...
you loving webmistress...willow