I am an admitted book-a-holic. I love to read. I also love to watch tv and movies. So, I pick up a lot of weird lines. Here is the collection of some of my favorites. Enjoy. It'll eventually get bigger...I'm just lazy.
The cheese stands alone...--The Farmer in the Dell
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs, we'd be lame.--Eric Cartman, South Park
Well, damn the man.--Lucas, Empire Records
Sometimes the mind is like a monkey on acid, and sometimes the mind is like a monkey on acid that just had a kerosene aenema.--Dr. Justin Watson (on the difficulties of meditation)
There ain't no golf ball in the Jell-O.--Dr. Justin Watson (on the Buddhist doctrine of "no-self")
We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.--as quoted in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe, there is a reason.--Slartibartfast, Douglas Adams' Life, the Universe, and Everything
There is no heaven of glory bright, and no hell where sinners roast. Here and now is our day of torment! Here and now is our day of joy! Here and now is our opportnunity! Choose ye this day, this hour, for no redeemer liveth!--Anton Szandor LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan
They work so hard and struggle and suffer, trying to achieve beauty, trying to surpass one another in beauty. Let's surpass them all! Let's throw their sweat in their face. Let's destroy them at one stroke. Let's be gods. Let's be ugly.--Lois Cook in Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead
"Am I going to live or die?" the young man whispered.
"My boy, you're gonna do both."
--Carl Sagan, Contact
How can I live my life without committing an act with giant scissors?
--Joyce Carol Oates, "An Interior Monologue"
listen: there's a hell
of a good Universe next door; let's go.
--e.e. cummings
Be happy while y'er leevin
For y'er a long time deid.
--Scottish motto for a house
Had I been present at the creation, i would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
--Alfonso the Wise, King Of Castile
My god you're mighty!--Mr. Grasshopper, Roald Dahl's James and the Giant Peach (movie version), upon seeing the rhino come out of the clouds
Beautiful, beautiful, magnificent desolation.--Edwin E. Aldrin, Jr., on first look at the moon
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of damnation that the good Lord himself cannot find you with a telescope.--Irish curse
And if you give us anymore trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your nightdress.--Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers
My friend, she said, "You know, me and Jesus, we're of the same heart. The only thing that keeps us distant is that I keep fuckin' up."--Indigo Girls, "Shame On You", from Shaming the Sun
Thief! Baginses...we hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!--Gollum, in J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit
We could drill holes in our head and fill our souls with hungry weasels.--Dharma of Dharma and Greg on choices for Thanksgiving
I'm not lost. I'm right where I'm standing.--Pooh Bear
Just follow me and think like a helmet.--Pooh Bear, on finding things
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