Her captive audience sat, mute, probably because she had bound and gagged them. She stood behind the podium, rustling papers importantly.

"Hello friends. I've gathered you here today to, well, do things which I want to do."

At the sound of the words that made no sense, Willow Rosenberg began to twitch. But her bonds kept her from getting up.

"Now I am going to read some poetry. Show no fear. I know what goes on in your rooms... or other places..."

She smiled at the group, then began to read...

"For Angelus and Xander-" At this, the vampire and the boy began to quiver.

"-An Angel
Wrapped his arms around me
And squeezed
And suddenly the world went sort of grey
A swarm
Of dots floated before my eyes
My head
Began to float above the room
Magenta
Was the color of my cheeks
And then...

I blew my load."

She grinned at the boys, who were twitching in the face of such foul poetry. "Asphyxiation, boys?"

"Giles, Wesley, Cordelia, Faith." She glared down at them, eyes piercing their ... stuff that can be pierced.

"Haikus for you!

You skanky Watchers!
Hear of statutory rape?
The Council sure has

Beautiful bitches
And nummy British biscuits
Can you say orgy?

Eh Giles, what's that?
You mean Buffy didn't know?
I think she does now."

The four shuddered, shaking from the pain. And Buffy, breaking free of her bonds, left the room in a surprised, I can't believe my Watcher did that way... and had sex with Oz for good measure.

Willow sat, mute, realizing that she was the only one left.

"Willow, dear, I noticed that you seem to have issues with 'self love'... Or so we've been told..."

Picking up her final paper, she smiled.

"'Masturbation', cried Willow, 'is wrong!'
For her, virtue became a sweet song
Til one night alone
She changed her whole tone
With the help of a tool, one quite long!"

Mere didn't know what was killing Willow worse, the convulsions brought on by bad poetry, or the realization that someone knew her sins. The hacker fell off the chair, knocked out.

Meredian stepped down and headed out the door...

"why did I do it? Pacey made me! And JoJo!"