Title: I Don’t Know How To Love Him (1/1)
Author: Meredian 
E-mail: mere_dythe@hotmail.com 
Distribution: The UCSL list, my fic page: 
https://www.angelfire.com/al/LadyBathory/index.html
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Summary: A parody of the song with the same title from the musical, "Jesus 
Christ Superstar." In it, Xander contemplates his feelings for Angelus. Set 
in Chelle’s BSINBABL universe.
Rating: PG-13  a smidge of language 
Disclaimer: Joss is god. And so on. I don’t own them, I just play with them. And the lyrics and tune to the original song belong to Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice.
Feedback: Please! It would make my day. 

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(Xander sings, to the tune of "I Don’t Know How To Love Him")

I don’t know how to love him
I don’t know why I trust him
I’ve been changed
Severely changed
If only Cordy could see this self
I’d seem like someone else

I don’t know how to take this
I don’t see why he moves me
He’s a man
I want a man
And I’ve never wanted men before
In all those yummy ways
Even on the floor

Should I dump the bitch?
Even though she’ll pout?
Should I let them know?
Should I come out?
I never thought I’d come to this

What’s it all about?

How could I know that he would touch me?
That he’d make my world go spinning?
It was a kiss
Only one kiss
And after chocolate wouldn’t taste the same
All that I could think
Was Dead-Boy’s name

*musical intermission*

I never thought I’d come to this

What’s it all about?

That night he said he loved me
I admit that I was frightened
I couldn’t cope
Just couldn’t cope
I’d never thought I could be gay
But now I truly know
He needs me so

I want him so

I love him so