As a result of some challenges to the Watchers Pet and Faithful lists, I wrote some *ahem* dirty limericks... Enjoy!

YAY! The Giles/Xander limericks won the Silver Big British Cock ® in the WatchersPet contest! Woo hoo!

One day whilst staying out late at school
Xander pulled Giles into the pool
Then granting Giles' hope
Xand took his soap on a rope
And the lather became a good tool.

Giles, who with his big dork
Tried to pop Xander's arse like a cork
However, it seems
He had to try other means...
Who knew that could be done with a spork?

I know that you think I'm on crack
Or perhaps just a pointless hack
But think of dear Giles
And his librarian wiles
Doing fun things to Xand with his whack.


*****


There once was a Slayer named Buff
Who thought that she was the most tough
Then Faith came along
And with a dance and a song
Taught Buffy just how to play "rough"

While laying with Xander in bed
Faith's eyes began to see red
She slept with a guy
And can't figure out why
She left Buffy, who gave the best head.