(Xander sings to the tune of "UpTown Girl", by Billy Joel) Watcher Guy In the library I'll always spy When I'm a smart ass he will always sigh I've been a lookin' but I don't know why At his fly He's my Watcher Guy And when he touches me I nearly die His British hands are just as sweet as pie And on the table I will gladly lie He'll say "Oh my" When there's a problem His wisdom is absolute Checking his books makes His face become really cute Buff says I'm not so tough Just because I'm in love With her Watcher Guy For his affections I will really try And one day maybe I will be his boy I'll try so hard to give him lots of joy Using toys Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Watcher Guy I want to kiss him but I don't know why If he is mine I'll really turn him on Give him pleasure til his mind is gone With my hard-on And when we're fighting Some demons I really stare I want to get him Inside of my underwear I don't care what you say I'm in love I'll make love To my Watcher Guy To his aid I know I'd gladly fly And if he loved me too, I would so cry 'Cuz I am more then just a horny guy I'll really try Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh Watcher Guy, he's my Watcher Guy! Ya know I'm in love with my Watcher Guy! (repeat til end...)