"Music is love, love is music, music is my life, I love my life. Thank you and good night."
"I like the kind of girl who'll let me do everything for her."
"I love cooking!"
"I had a crush on my teacher."
"Usually girls have a really sensitive side, so you can go mushy on them."
"I love you all!"
"If I fall in love with a girl, I'd write her a poem - right away!"
"Bring on the women!"
"Why do men have nipples? For girls to kiss!"
"Nick, this is all your fault!"
"Wow! She can dance better than Brian!"
"You see Howie, that's how you gotta do it man, Howie, Howie! Yo yo, D!"
"Nick's gonna be on a sugar rush."
"Welcome to Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. Sorry Mr. Rogers couldn't be here today. I'll be taking his place!"
"My brother Phil and my brother Bill. DON'T MAKE 'EM ANGRY!"
"I want a divorce!"
(in funny high voice) "I'm Kevin!!"
(on Howie fighting, in puerto rican voice) "I kill you man!"
"I wanna dedicate this song to all the beautiful, lovely, sexy ladies in my house tonight!"