Keep in mind this is *humorous,* if you don't want to read it, or don't like people making fun of Britney Spears then don't read on. Someone forwarded this to me and I thought these were hilarous.. so I had to put them in.
"Make my boobies one more size"
Sing it to the same tune as "...baby one more time" so sing along!
Oh boobie boobie
Oh boobie boobie
Oh boobie boobie, My chest was supposed to grow
My cleavage wasn't right, no
My boobies boobies, My breasts are completely false
And now my sweaters' tight, oh Surgery
I want to be a D
bigger memories
I want them to show now oh because
Chorus:
My chest flatness
was killing me
and I
I must Confess,
I paid for these! (paid for these)
I look 32, but I'm just a child
I am a prime
Make my boobies one more size
Oh boobie boobie, I've got double d's, its true
now you've all been blinded
oh pretty boobies you're so big and oh so new
thats just the way I planned it
Goll, Rolling Stone was naughty
See me baby,
hardly wearing clothes now
oh because
chorus:
My chest flatness was killing me
and i
I must confess i paid for these paid for these
I look 32 but I'm just a child
I am a prime
Make my boobies one more size!
Also Sung to the same tune as "...baby one more time"
Oh Britney baby
I think you're a sleazy ho
Without a hint of talent
Oh Britney baby
There's something wrong with your toe
It's bigger that this planet
Surley, your hair looks unhealthy
Your extentions look so fake
And no, it don't look good
You're talentless, it's killing me
And I, I must confess
You sing off key (sing off key)
Can't hit the right note in any line
Why do you whine?
You should practice overtime
Oh Britney, baby
It's time you told the truth
Your first kiss wasn't Justin
Oh Britney baby
please tell us that it isn't true
You're sleeping with your cousin
Truly, Your eyes look droopy
We all wonder
If you're inbred--noone knows
Your ugliness is killing me
And I, I must confess
You're such a sleaze (such a sleaze)
We see right through you, you're talentless
Give it a rest
All you do is flash your chest
Oh Britney, baby
Your hair's been chewed by a goat
Oh Britney, baby
There's something stuck in your throat
I must confess, that you're talentless
It just blows my mind
Don't you know I still believe
That you're an inbreed
And how you got signed
Jive must have been deaf and blind
