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Willow:  "He's getting away!  And... ow."

Oz:  "That really never works."

Xander:  "First of all, what was with the acrobatics?  How did that happen?"
Oz:  "Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?"
Xander:  "That's right, he was.  Cheater!"

Xander:  "'Come and get it, big boy'?"
Willow:  "Well, well, the Slayer always says a pun or, or a witty play on words.  And I think it throws the vampires off and it, and it makes them frightened because I'm wisecracking.  Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but you try it every time."
Oz:  "Uh, if I may suggest:  'This time it's personal.'  I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic."

Xander:  "I've always been amazed with how Buffy fought, but in a way, I feel like we took her punning for granted."
Willow:  "Xander, past tense rule."
Xander:  "Oh, sorry.  I just meant we in the past took it for granted and, uh, we won't when she gets back."

Willow:  "Do you think Buffy knows school's starting tomorrow?"
Oz:  "Tomorrow.  Right.  Big day."
Willow:  "Oh, I'm gonna' be busy a lot, but, but only till three, and that's when you usually get up."

Xander:  "I can't wait to see Cordelia.  I can't believe I can't wait to see Cordelia."

Willow:  "I wonder what our first homework assignment's gonna' be?"
Xander:  "..."
Willow:  "Hey, you're excited over Cordelia, okay?  We've all got issues."

Buffy:  "How did you find me here?"
Angel:  "If I was blind, I would see you."

Buffy:  "Stay with me."
Angel:  "Forever.  That's the whole point.  I'll never leave, not even if you kill me."

Lily:  "Can we get cake?"
Rickie:  "Don't be stupid.  We gotta' eat healthy.  We can't have cake.  Can we get pie?"
Buffy:  "We've got a peach pie.  I can't guarantee there's a peach in it."

Giles:  "So, no joy at the cemetery?"
Willow:  "No, he got away.  We still have some glitches in the system.  Like... vampires getting away.  But I think we're improving."

Giles:  "Well, if anything should happen to you... you should be killed, I should take it somewhat amiss."
Willow:  "You'd be cranky?"
Giles:  "Entirely."
Willow:  "Well, we try not to get killed.  That's part of our whole mission statement.  'Don't get killed'."
Giles:  "Good."

Cordelia:  "Las Palmas was the nightmare resort.  They order you around and make you have organized 'fun'.  And I use sarcastic quote marks.  Plus the fact there are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.  It was all about dread."

Cordelia:  "He didn't meet anybody over the summer, did he?  No, who would he meet in Sunnydale, but monsters and stuff?  But then again, he's always been attracted to monsters.  How's my hair?"
Willow:  "Still good."

Cordelia:  "Maybe he's forgotten me.  Well, I'll just have to make him remember."

Oz:  "Well, it's sort of a funny story.  You remember when I didn't graduate?"
Willow:  "Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that's what summer school was for."
Oz:  "Yeah, well you remember when I didn't go?"

Teacher:  "Whoa!  Slow down, people.  Summer is over.  Be somber."

Willow:  "But you never said anything.  How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news?"
Oz:  Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute."
Willow:  "Traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn't exactly a turn-on.  And, and you're practically a genius.  You're Mr. Test Scores.  It's all a little weird."
Oz:  "So the cute thing is out."

Xander:  "I don't wanna' come on too geeky, but, uh... okay, I'm psyched.  There's gonna' be some heat, if you know what I mean, so you guys might wanna' duck and cover.  And I'm starting to be geeky.  Okay, bye.  <leaves, then returns>  How's my --"
Willow:  "Your hair is fine."
Xander:  "Cool."

Larry:  "It's all about egg whites.  If we can focus, keep discipline, and not have quite as many mysterious deaths, Sunnydale is gonna' rule!"

Willow:  "I'm trying to get to 'cute', really, but I'm still sort of stuck on 'strange'."
Oz:  "Well, I'd be willing to bargain down to 'eccentric' with an option on 'cool'."

Giles:  "I have a lead.  A friend in Oakland has a, a sketchy report of a young girl fending off a group of vampires about a week ago.  There's a plane out in about an hour."
Xander:  "And what makes this different from the last nine leads?"
Giles:  "Well, I believe there's a meal on this flight."

Xander:  "Boy, I'm glad we showed up for 'Depressing Night'."

Willow:  "I wonder what she's doing right now."
Xander:  "Oh, I know what she's doing.  Gabbing to all her friends about her passionate affair with Pedro the Cabana Boy.  Laughing about me, thinking how she still might have feelings about me."
Willow:  "..."
Xander:  "Oh, it's possible you were talking about Buffy."
Willow:  "It's possible."

Oz:  "I don't know, I think we're kinda' getting a rhythm down."
Xander:  "We're losing half the vamps."
Oz:  "Yeah, but, rhythmically."

Joyce:  "No Buffy."
Giles:  "No vampires.  Bunch of school kids in heavy mascara listening to extremely silly music."

Giles:  "I didn't make Buffy who she is."
Joyce:  "And who exactly is she?"

Lily:  "We gave blood lots of times 'cause you get a few bucks.  And they have cookies."
Buffy:  "You're a fan of the sugar rush?"
Lily:  "It's nice."

Buffy:  "This'll probably go faster if we split up."
Lily:  "Can I come with you?"
Buffy:  "Okay, where did I lose you on the whole splitting up thing?"

Buffy:  "Candidate for what?"
Doctor:  "What are you doing?"
Buffy:  "Breaking into your office and going through your private files.  Candidate for what?"

Doctor:  "You're getting yourself in a lot of trouble."
Buffy:  "I don't want any trouble.  I just wanna' be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy.  I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one.  Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I am more than willing to share."

Cordelia:  "Why do I have to be bait?  I'm always bait.  Why can't Willow be bait?"
Xander:  "He's already seen Willow.  And could you complain louder so that all the vampires leave?"

Xander:  "Go away, this is my hiding spot."
Cordelia:  "Where do I hide?"
Xander:  "You don't hide, you're bait.  Go act baity."

Cordelia:  "What's the plan?"
Xander:  "The vampire attacks you."
Cordelia:  "And then what?"
Xander:  "The vampire kills you.  We watch, we rejoice."

Cordelia:  "Everything's a joke with you."
Xander:  "No, just our relationship."
Cordelia:  "What relationship?"
Xander:  "Oh, that's right, I forgot.  We actually want to bury that piece of the past, don't we?"

Buffy:  "I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, 'Hey, what's with all the sin?  I need to change.  I'm, I'm dirty.  I'm, I'm bad with the sex and the envy and that loud music we kids listen to nowadays.'  Uh, oh, I just suck at undercover.  Where's Ken?"

Ken:  "Ow!  My face!  Do you have any idea how hard it is to glue that thing on?"

Xander:  "How long did it take you to forget me?  Were you taxiing down the runway, or was it actually in the cab?"
Cordelia:  "Oh yeah, Mr. Faithful!  You probably met up with some hot little Inca mummy girl.  Yeah, I heard about her."

Demon Guard:  "Who are you?"
Buffy:  "I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, and you are...?"

Ken:  "Humans don't fight back!  That's how this works!"

Ken:  "That was not permitted."
Buffy:  "Yeah, but it was fun."

Ken:  "You've got guts.  I think I'd like to slice you open and play with them."

Buffy:  "Okay... this works... the abs... and... the glutes."

Buffy:  "Oh, I'm gonna' feel this for a week!"

Buffy:  "Hey, Ken.  Wanna' see my impression of Gandhi?  <CRUNCH>
Lily:  "Gandhi?"
Buffy:  "Well, you know, if he was really pissed off."

Buffy:  "Let me give you the tour.  This concludes our tour."