Question #1...
Lleyton Hewitt's claim to fame is a result of...
a) his sudden rise in the rankings
b) his young age
c) Tthe Rreally Bbitchin' Wway Hhe Sspells Hhis Nname
Question #2...
Petr Korda is seen here...
a) celebrating a victory with his trademark scissors kick
b) demonstrating his agility and aerobatic talents
c) leaping to avoid a huge puddle of Sampras' vomit
Question #3...
Mark Woodforde and Todd Woodbridge are popularly known as...
a) The Woodies
b) Australia's best doubles pair
c) The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Question #4...
Pat Rafter is seen here dropping his shorts because...
a) the unbearably hot Australian sun
b) it's a publicity gimmick
c) I'm three rows behind him armed with a telephoto lens and infinity zoom
Question #5...
Pete Sampras blames his loss to Petr Korda in the US Open on...
a) the wind
b) bad line calls
c) the thick mat of fur making his chest itch like a sonofabitch
Question #6...
Mark Philippoussis is seen here with...
a) his girlfriend, Melanie
b) a lucky fan
c) the next victim of Clair's murder spree in an attempt to keep Mark unattached
Question #7...
The stands seen here are nearly empty because...
a) a rain delay
b) the matches haven't started yet
c) Petey Sampras just removed his shirt, sending 30 000 fans to the first aid centers to be treated for nausea
Question #8...
Venus Williams is seen here picking up a bead which she would normally give to the fans after a match...
a) to celebrate a victory
b) in lieu of an autograph
c) to lesson some of the weight of her immensely inflated head
Question #9...
Monica Seles withdrew from the Aussie Open because of...
a) a family emergency
b) personal injury
c) the WTA's new "no grunting" rule
Question #10...
A line judge may have difficulty calling a shot because of...
a) an oblique angle
b) distraction by the audience
c) the blinding glare off of Andre Agassi's shiny bald head
Question #11...
Lindsay Davenport is sponsored by...
a) Nike
b) Reebok
c) McDonald's
Question #12...
Andre Agassi's plunge in the rankings was a direct result of...
a) an extended honeymoon with Brooke Shields
b) prolonged injury keeping him from playing tennis
c) the sudden gain of 22 lbs to each thigh
Question #13...
Pete Sampras is looking worried in this picture because...
a) he made too many unforced errors and is in danger of losing the match
b) he has a nagging shoulder injury
c) the fact that his chest hair growth has accelerated to the point of exceeding even his eyebrows
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