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This year, Australian US Open winner Patrick Rafter is asking Santa for a keg of beer and some pretty ribbons to tie around his little Pebbles Flintstone ponytail.
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#1 ranked player Pete Sampras of the USA wants nothing more this Christmas other than a lovely galvanized stainless steel bucket with his initials engraved on it, just so he's prepared
next time a vomiting attack hits him on the court.
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Florida's two-time French Open winner Jim Courier would like a gallon of SPF 2000 sunblock and a new set of drums.
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Russia's Yevgeny Kafelnikov would like a one year subscription to Fashion Magazine (the yellow shoes and orange shirt has gots to go) and Suzanne Somers' "Buns of Steel" videos.
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Petr Korda of the Czech Replubic would like for Santa to bring him a frilly pink tutu for when he's practicing his scissor kicks and other ballerina moves down in his basement.
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All Australia's Mark Philipousses wants for Christmas is for Quin to stop stalking him in hopes of getting a peek at the Scud's ass (which isn't as nice as Pat's, anyway!) j/k Quin :-)
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Sweden's Jonas Bjorkman is looking forward to receiving for x-mas a 50% off coupon on a callogen injection for his notoriously thin Swedish lips.
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Canadian-born US Open finalist Greg Rusedski of Britain is having the elves make up a personalized bumper sticker saying "Honk if you're Canadian and don't want to admit it" (Traitor!)
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On the womens' side, WTA player Mary Pierce of France is asking Santa to bring her another hoochy tennis outfit.
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#1 player on the WTA Martina Hingis of Switzerland will get some "cocky swiss cheese" under her tree this year (because you are what you eat!)
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Monica Seles would like Santa to bring her a microphone amplification system, so her grunts can be heard at a full 160 decibels instead of the usual 120.
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Romania's Irina Spirlea is asking Santa to get an elf to put a hit on that Richard Williams.
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Richard Williams, father of US Open finalist Venus Williams, will enjoy this Christmas a "big tall turkey" on a platter.
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Countess told me what Steffi Graf wants for X-mas: A smaller nose since the one she's got has been annoying her for a hell
of a long time (thanks Countess! :-)
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