"It is only imperfections that complain of what is imperfect. The more perfect we are, the more gentle and quiet we become  towards the defects of others."
- unknown

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed.
They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.
They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to
open their heart to us.
-unknown

If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl,
always give her the benefit of a doubt.
-Thomas Carlyle

Give me a kiss, add to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
-Robert Herrick

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love?
-Henry Finck

Given enough time even the sharpest of moments will begin to fade.
-Until Your Heart Stops

"There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make is so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies."
-unknown

"The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in a hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not-knowing, not-curing, not-healing, and face with us the reality os our powerlesness--that is a friend who cares"
-Henri Nouwen "Out of Solitude"

A part of you has grown in me, together forever we shall be, never apart, maybe in distance, but not in heart"
 ~unknown

Tulips in the garden, tulips in the park the kind of tulips i like... are tulips in the dark.
-unknown

Since the dawn of time great thinkers have said that no perfet beauty lives on earth.  They may have thouhgt it was true.. but then again they have never seen you.
-unknown

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched.  They must be felt with the
heart.
-unknown

"Imagination is far more important than knowledge."
- Albert Eienstein

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

When people speak evil of you, live so that no one will believe them.
-unknown

An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me.
-unknown

Nobody's perfect and since I'm nobody...
unknown

"You fear me, for you do not understand me. See my world and understand your fear. Then fear no more."
-unknown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing (and then they marry him.)
-unknown

"Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again."
-unknown

"Love is when thoughts of but one man fill your heart, when he means more than life to you, when you know you would do anything for him and shall die if he is taken from you. Desire is when you ache to see him and touch
him, when he causes your body to burn andtremble. Desire does not demand love before it can ensnare you, but
desire with love creates a powerful bond."
-unknown

"So, fall asleep love, loved by me....for I know love, I am loved by thee."
-Robert Browning

"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh."
-Aymes Repplier

"I cannot show you I love you. Time will show you I love you."
-unknown

"The perfect marriage begins when each partner believes they got better than they deserve."
-DeAnn

"For hearing my thoughts, understanding my dreams and being my best friend... For filling my life with joy and loving me without end... I do "
-Anonymous

"Absence does for love what the wind does for a flame: it extinguishes the weak, and feeds the strong"
 -unknown

Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
-Erich Fromm 1900-1980

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to give those people living in the next century or so some idea of what we are like.  I have prepared one of my own.  I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder, and nitroglycerin.  My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000.  It will show them what we are really like.
-Alfred Hitchcock

War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
-unknown

It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
-unknown

There is a very fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-Oscar Levant

Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
-George Burns

Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly.
- Arnold Edinborough

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
- Oscar Wilde

Feel enthusiastic about everything... begin to annoy friends.
-The Tragically Hip

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.
- W.H.Auden

I had a lovely evening. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.
- Groucho Marx

A dream is a wish your heart makes.
- Cinderella

I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't
looking good either.
- Scott Adams

Happiness isn't getting what you want, it's wanting what you got.
- Garth Brooks

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my [gosh]. I could be eating a slow learner.
- Lynda Montgomery

Loyalty isn't standing by someone when he's right... that's good judgment.  Loyalty is standing by someone when he's wrong.
- Susan Estrich

Let us endeavour to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
- Mark Twain

One resists temptation only to have the heart grow sick with longing.
-Oscar Wilde

Ummmmm... I just want to be on the list of quotes
- Erin Boubel

The Boat Sank... Get Over It.
-unknown

How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that? What the ...
- a fly.

Under these clothes, I'm as naked as a bee.
- Jon Lovitz

Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.
-unknown

Perseverance is not a long race. It is many short races one after another.
-unknown

If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.
-unknown

Never say 'OOPS!' always say 'Ah, Interesting!'
-unknown

Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
-unknown

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
-unknown

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes too.
-unknown

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
-unknown

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
-unknown

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
-unknown

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
-unknown