Big blue and queequeg and Jose and Yappie
Mulders gone crazy and Scully's not happy.
Scully cuts open some corpses with style,
These are a few of my favorite X-files.

Krychek's black jacket and Mulder's red speedo,
Anything else that excites my libido
Ashtrays of Morley butts left in a pile,
These are a few of my favorite X-files.

Psychics and iceworms and pyrokinesis,
Vampire and clones and the alien foetus,
Newspaper nests stuck together with bile,
These are a few of my favorite X-files!

When the flukeman bites, when the mites sting,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite X-files
And then I don't feel so bad!!