Quotes Of The Weeks

• "Whats their name? Farthead and Dildo?"Max Smith ask a girl at a party what the name of her two barbie dolls were that she was talking about.
• * "So, are you all in high school?" asked this Clemson student to me and Andy. I will be a junior in college soon and Andy is 21.
• * "That sounds reasonable." said Brian Elmore to a phone sex operator when she was describing her dream to him.
• "What is the last word?Oh yea....cocksucker!" Scott Gates says when studying the ten words not to say on the radio.
• "I hate to lose a good worker." says my former Winn Dixie manager Mr. Stewart about me quiting.
• "It is like a game. The first one to reach me is the one I do something with that night." Gary says to his old friends about how to do stuff with him.
• "I cant actually remove your anal." Andy Head says to David when talking on the way to Lexington to visit our friend Max.
• "Analyze This starring Goldie Hawn and Tom Selleck." Max Smith says on the radio when talking about this weeks top ten movies.
• "I got up and walked three miles everymorning." Gary Woolard said to friend Andy Head. Gary is Currently 360 lbs.
• "My pants is rock city!" I said to Andy after seeing a sign on the interstate about a Rock City.
• "I have to quit because I have diabeties" said Gary to his telemarketing boss.
• "Who's Jerry?" Asked Emile(our foreign exchange student) to my sister Ellen. ellen had told him not to make his hair look like JerryCurl.
• "No David, I don't smoke weed!" Gary says to me over aol.
• "You know, when you can kinda sense the pube!!"Scott Gates tells David about..well..I forgot.
• "THAT IS A BARN!!?" John McGaughey said after noticing a barn on his way home from Nashville.
• "Wasn't he driving alone?"Gary asked Brian Dalton in reference to J.F.K Jr's accident.
• "They dont know if he crashed yet" Gary said to Brian days after J.F.K Jr's plane wreckage was dicovered.
• "Yes...I ordered this without cheese!!"says Davids first customer on his first day as a waitor.
• "She is Survived by her son, daughter and her husband deceased" it said a few days ago in the obituaries (Names were left out for respect).
• "Yoda is pretty easy" said Beverly when talking about how easy it was getting the Yoda Star Wars change holder open.