Strange E-mail
I have Received a lot of mail
from people asking for friendship, some without even mentioning their name
or where they are from!!!!, however I found the following E-mails extremely
strange. It shold be born in mind that these are just a sample. I
have recieved hundereds like these!!
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Marriage Proposal!!
Assalamo aleikum, I would
just like to say that you have a very good site. I
am very much interested, I'm
also .............. I'm........... years old and
interested in marriage to a
nice ........... girl like you. I've been here in
the states basically all my
life. If you or your friend ........... are interested
in marriage I can send you
a picture of myself that I think you will like!
This is just one proposal out
of tens that I received!!!!!!!!!
I visited your page. very well done. I think
you are beatiful, would you marry me. there is only one problem I am 55
NOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAAAY...."Samirah".
Hello
My Name is ............and i am from .......................
You have a nice web i realy like it ..But how i can have an ID in your
site.
It took me 5 weeks to figure
out what he means by ID!!! it turned out to be a greeting card ID
in my old page
hi Samirah1012
i don't know why 1012,
anyway i've visited you site thru ........ it is
good but i could'nt understand
why u did a home page, & put some picture
about yourself before &
after & u don't want anybody to send you love
letters i am not a racist but
..... by the way my name is not ZORO I am
lebanese living in U.A.E.
No comments!!!!
Hello there,
I don't like 2 talk much in
1st message but I must
write 2u ;) .
I'm Looking 4 friendship with
u , if u don't mind of
course .
So, would u wanna try nothing
2 lose or u don't have
barvery 4 that.
Fragrant regards 4 u
I admit I am not brave in that
regard..."Samirah"
Hi Samirah;
Let me first congratulate u
on this gorgeous site, I'm really very happy
to see that, we (Arabs) are
going well in this field.
I have a little problem with
an American girl, since u 've been living
in the states for a long time,
I hope u can give me a hand in this.
I'm a Syrian guy, living and
working in Dubai- UAE, I really like to
have friend from the states,
I found one( here name is HOBE), she is a
very nice girl, we have been
together 2 times, in a night club.
I'm dating her next week, I
wanted to know exactly, what is the most
attractive things to an American
girl, what subjects I should talk
about,what words should I say....
Putting in mind that I'm not
a joiner with girls, since I studied in
Italy for 6 yr. But the thing
that I really love being with
Americans?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway the girl is from BOSTON
- Massachusetts (misspelled)
I will appreciate ur help,
and ur fast reply.
Have I mentioned anywhere in
my page that I am expert in relationships?????"Samirah"
Wrong Address
hi samirah how are you i love
your songs very much from my hart
can you send for me email
please .please .please
samirah
"A."
This one is real funny. The
sender thought that I am Samirah Bint Saeed, the singer. I do not
know how he came up with this!!!!!!
An Angry Mail
Dear Samirah,
If you thought my e-mail was funny, you should have read
yours before you sent the damn thing...
The major question I was asking myself at the end
of it was: What the
hell does this girl want????
Believe me when i say, that I entered your site by
mistake, and I think
it was rather stupid of me to send that bloody e-mail.
For that i
apologise. I only wrote it because you seemed like
an interesting
person...
Forget I ever sent the stupid thing...
Yours sincerly..
"A."
Angry!!! why?.. I do not know..."Samirah"
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