Sayings

Quotes of the Century, right here! I think so anyways. I think I have them just about right. The idea is there, at least.

Quote, Unquote

• To err is human, to forgive is canine -Unknown
• Its always darkest before dawn, so if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, thats the time to do it....
• I shall call him....Mini-Me -Dr. Evil, he didn't go to evil medical school to be MR. Evil thank-you-very-much
• If you lose....you have no one to blame...but me -Gabby Reece and Nike (?)
• Tomboy. Alright, call me a tomboy. Tomboys get medals. Tomboys win championships. Tomboys can fly. Oh. And Tomboys aren't boys. -Julie Foudy, World Champion Soccer Player
• If you hate a man, walk a mile in his shoes.....if you still hate him, at least you're a mile away and you have his shoes...
• If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people....
• Sometimes the beauty of the world just gets to me and I have to throw back my head and gargle, Just gargle and gargle, And I don't care who sees me, because I am beautiful! -Jack Handey!
• Most of the time I bet it was really bad to be locked in a dungeon, but I bet on really stormy days you'd look out your little window and think, "Man, I'm glad I'm not out in that." -Jack Handey
• One time I was out walking in the woods, and I found a human skull. After I called the police, I started thinking about who this person was and why he had antlers. -Jack Handey