A+ELI
A+ hugs girls. That's all he does. That's why he is in the band.No other reason
Oh yeah, he plays guitar. He wrote three of the solos. Apart from his uncanny
ability to grow facial and body hair, Eli is relatively worthless. However, he
does play a rippin' git-fiddle solo upon request. Hailing from our wintery
neighbor to the North, Pennslyvania, Mr. Reusch lived in the Knee High Valley,
claiming rock-gods, Digger, Buglite, some Amish people I bet, and Weston and
Bracket. Eli played bassitar in his fake band called um, well it seems I've
since forgotten the name, but it's inconsequential since they were lame. Eli
did have a short carreer in the famed, yet unknown Basement Wrestling
Federation. This was because he's hairy. He plays a Peavey Patriot axe and someone
else's amplifier. Scott is louder though, not because he's neccessarily better,
but because he's an original member, and Eli is a thesbian, non-union quaker.
Blarrrrggg.
The Nakids
Andrew Bama
Scottie Ramone
Kent
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