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  1. Willow- "Jealous of what?"

    Buffy- "Xander."

    Willow- "Because you did that sexy dance with him?"

    Buffy- "Am I ever gonna live that down?"

  2. Buffy- "Being called an idiot tends to put people out of dating mode."

    Xander- "It actually kinda turns me on."

    Buffy- "I fear you."

  3. Buffy- "Could this get yuckier?"

    Willow- "Maybe they kept the parts to eat."

    Buffy- "Question answered."

  4. Chris- "He needs someone."

    Buffy- "Who? Eric? He needs some industrial strength therapy."

  5. Buffy- "Add it up and it all spells duh!"

    Xander- "Is now a time to talk about the facts of life?"

    Giles- "You know, I am suddenly deciding this is none of your business."

  6. Cordelia- "I don't think we should do anything educational in school if we don't want to."

  7. Angel- "I know, we found some of them."

    Buffy- "You mean two of the three?"

    Angel- "I mean like some of them. Like parts."

  8. Eric- "Let's go scare you up a date."

  9. Willow- "Don't be too hard on Chris, he's not a vampire."

    Buffy- "I know. He's just a ghoul."

  10. Eric- "Oh, look at those legs!"

    Willow- "No, thank you."

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