If the Characters Were Candy, What Kind Would They Be?

Compiled at the Bronze Linear Board by Duchess

The Wonderful Creative People are: Sarah's Stake, Gwen, Mesuvious, DoBoy, Basia, RTBS, Carita, Spike_14, greengirl, and Leather Jacket

Sarah's Stake
Xander: The Jolly Rancher.
Angel: Chomp.
Cordelia: Sour Torpedoes
Buffy: Sugar coated cola bottles (Just so damn sweet)
Willow: Skittles. Taste the rainbow
Giles: Spangles (my mum says they were all that in the 60's!)

Gwen
Buffy=Junior Mints
Willow=3Musketeers
Xander=Twizzlers (don't ask me why)
Giles=York Peppermint Patty (see where I'm going with the Buffy, Giles thing?:))
Cordy=Butterfinger (no one lays a finger on her--unless she wants them to, of course)
Faith=Jawbreaker
Oz=Pop Rocks (again, too good to pass up)
Wesley=Fluffernutters
Angel=Almond Joy (mostly he's a joy, but sometimes there are those pesky "soul" nuts.

Mesuvius
- Cordy: Sour Patch Kids
- Giles: Junior Mints
- Buffy: Chocolate covered almonds
- Willow: Gummi Bears
- Xander: licorice
- Oz: Twizzlers ('cuz they're cool *g*)
- Angel: lollipop (sucking...*g*)

DoBoy
Buffy : Everlasting Gobstopper
Giles : English Toffee
Xander : Mounds / Almond Joy cause sometimes you feel like a nut , sometimes you don't ....
Willow : SMarties
Oz : Razzles , the candy that changes to gum
Cordy : Godiva chocolates
Wesley : Nerds

Basia
Buffy - Good'N'Plenty
Willow - Bit'O'Honey
Xander - Shock Tarts (surprises you!)
Wes - Tootsie Pop (the hard outside is really a hollow shell)
Giles - Altoids (curiously strong!)
Cordy - $100,000 bar
Spike - crystalized violets, because he misses Dru……
Oz - Pop Rocks (too perfecrt, gotta go with it!)

RTBS
Cordy = Sugar Babies (do I need to explain?)
Willow = Butterfinger (because nobody better lay a finger on MY Butterfinger)
Oz = goo-goo cluster (goo-goo dolls? You know, a band connection? Oh, never mind)
Xander = Payday (nuts)
Giles = Fig Newtons (okay, technically NOT a candy...)
And to borrow an idea from Blade I'd classify Buffy and Faith together as a Twix. (Two for me, none for you).

Carita
Buffy-JawBreaker...I agree...couldn't think of anything better!
Willow-Witches Brew gum....black and fizzy...
Xander-Butterfinger
Wes-Peep...almost a chicken...marshmellowy
Giles-SMarties
Cordy-Sweet Tart
Spike-Ring Pop...but not just one...
Oz- Pop Rocks

Spike_14
Buffy=frappeccinos "trendy, but tasty."
Willow=skittles...nice idea Sarahs Stake (In tag Dropping mode)
xander= anything chocolate
giles= tea and scrumpets
faith=twizzlers
Mayor Wilkenson=spiders

greengirl
buffy-life savers
xander-snickers (cause he makes you snicker)
willow-
oz-mentos..cause oz would be unfazed by all those wacky situations
cordy-100 grand (ok, so prior to the bankrupcy)if i was a very crude guy..i might've said a mounds bar...
giles-altoids
jenny-PEZ
wesley-milk duds
angel-jawbreakers
faith-ho-hos (ok..so it's a snack cake)

Leather Jacket

Buffy - Yeah, why not. LifeSavers
Willow - Skittles. Every time it's something different
Xander - Hershey bar. Simple but reliable
Giles - 3 Musketeers. Not only does it have that smooth nuggat center, but there's that whole hero aspect to the name.
Joyce - Clark Bar. She may not be a snickers, but she's trying.
Cordelia - Caramello. Smooth and rich Okay, she's not rich anymore, but she's rich in spirit.
Wesley - Wurther's Chocolates. Dignified and proper.
Faith - Red Hot Cinnamon Jaw Breaker. Fiery and maybe a bit bitter and hard to hold in your mouth.
The Mayor - Pixie Stix. Sweet and sugary but not exactly good for you.
Oz - Tootsie Pop. Hard and unexpressive on the outside with a surprise on the inside
Jenny Calendar - *SOB* I can't do it.
Harmony - Tootsie Roll. Please don't make me explain
Angel / Angelus - Almond Joy. You can share half and still have a whole

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