Top Ten Quotes from:

~Helpless~

  1. Angel- "A thing? A date?"

    Buffy- "Nice attempt at casual. Yes, actually a date. Older man. Very handsome. Likes it when I call him Daddy."

    Angel- "Your father, It is your father, right?"

  2. Cordelia- "What's ging on? Oh, God, is the world ending? I have research a paper on Bosnia. But if the world's ending, then I'm not going to bother."

  3. Buffy- "Wow, that was really funny looking. Could you do it again?"

    Vampire- "I'll kill you for that."

    Buffy- "For that? What were you trying to kill me for before?"

  4. Angel- "because I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe. To warm it with my own."

    Buffy- "That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross."

    Angel- "I was just thinking that, too."

  5. Buffy- "OK, I just got swatted down by some no neck, and rescued by Cordelia. What the hell is happening?"

  6. Buffy- "If I was at full Slayer power, I would punning right about now."

  7. Buffy- "I'm way off my game. My game is out of the country, It's in Cuernevaca."

  8. Buffy- "Giles isn't going anywhere. He's still Librarian."

    Willow- "OK, but I'm writing an angry letter."

  9. Quentin- "Congratulations again."

    Buffy- "Bite me."

  10. Joyce- "Buffy?"

    Buffy- "Present. (sees flowers) Ooh, present."

    Helpless

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