Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Oz

By the Wonderful Gals at:

Humility is a virtue (aka: Lead guitar does not equal God status...)
When attempting to impress a member of the opposite sex, do something daring to get their attention. ***Disclaimer: I'm not promoting throwing yourself in the line of fire to score your dates. Don't try this at home, kids...***
Nobody likes a crybaby. Take your injuries like a man!
Experiment with hair colors. Even if they all look good on you.
A pretty face may be nice to look at, but inner beauty is what's really attractive.
No one likes a boring car.
Knowledge of fine finger food can always help you out of an awkward situation.
A dash of mystery makes a relationship exciting.
Be original in your fetishes. (Come on people....feet? Been there, done that...)
When asking someone out on a date, be straitforward. And it never hurts to create a "comfort zone".
The unexplainable is often easily explained.
Be nonchalant. It impresses the ladies...
Deductive reasoning is you friend!
Practice makes non-sucky bands!
Chivalry will get you EVERYWHERE!
Chaining yourself up can dramatically help a relationship. (Enough, gutter minds...)
People need their space...to grow, and change...
Sometimes it's a good idea to put other people's best interests above your own.
As a general rule, don't attempt to eat your dates.
Even if you beat another human being, that doesn't mean you still can't be polite and help them back up.