Top Ten Quotes from:

~Teacher's Pet~

1. Willow- "She craned her neck?"

   Buffy- "No, I'm not saying she craned her neck, we are talking full on Excorcist twist."

2. Ms French- "I'm looking for Science 109."

   Xander- "Oh, it's um...I go there everyday. Oh, God, where is it?"

3. Buffy- "I'd say it's nice to see you, but then we both know that's a big fib."

4. Cordelia- "His head! His head! Oh, my God! Where's his head?!"

5. Flutie- "You ahve to talk to a counselor and start the healing. You have to heal."

   Buffy- "But, Mr. Flutie, I..."

   Flutie- "Heal!"

6. Giles- "You went hunting last night."

   Buffy- "Yep."

   Giles- "When you promised you wouldn't."

   Buffy- "Yep. I lied. I'm a bad person. Let's move on."

7. Buffy- "Come on, we'll take you to Science 109. If you want, you can even drop bread crumbs, so you can find your way the next time someone asks you for directions."

8. Buffy- "What happened?"

   Angel- "Didn't pay attention."

   Buffy- "To someone with a big fork?"

   Angel- "He's coming."

   Buffy- "The fork guy?"

9. Xander- "Who's that?"

   Willow- "That must be Angel."

10. Giles- "She is, by and large, woman-shaped."

    Buffy- "Okay, factoid one: only the praying mantis can rotate its head like that. Factoid two: a pretty whacked out vampire is scared to death of her. Factoid three: fashion sense screams predator."

    Willow- "The shoulder pads."

    Buffy- "Exactly."

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