Top Ten Quotes from:

~Phases~

1) Willow- "Great! I'll give Xander a call. What's his number again?  Oh, yeah
   1-800-I'm-dating-a-skanky-ho."
   
   Buffy- "Meow!"
   
   Willow- "Really? I never got a meow before."
   
   Buffy- "Well deserved."
   
   Willow- "Darn tootin!"

2) Willow- "You mean bunnies and stuff? No, don't tell me."
   
   Oz- "Oh, don't worry. I know they may not look it, but bunnies can really take 
   care of themselves."
 
3) Willow- "But I want smoochies!"

4) Giles- "Anything yet?"
   
   Buffy- "Yes. And you won't believe what I saw! Brittany Podell was making out with 
   Pwen Stadeel. But he goes with Barrette Williams. If she ever fou...no, uh, no sign 
   of the werewolf."

5) Willow- "Yeah. Him and Xander. Guys."
   
   Cordelia- "Who do they think they are?"
   
   Willow- "A couple of guys."

6) Willow- "He said he was going through all these changes, and then he went through 
   all these changes!"

7) Willow- "Hi!"
   
   Oz- "Oh, that's what I was gonna say."

8) Buffy- "Like a typical male."
   
   Xander- "On behalf of my gender, hey!"
   
   Giles- "Let's not jump to any conclusions."
   
   Buffy- "I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were."

9) Cain- "I gotta sa, I'm impressed."
   
   Giles- "Excuse me?"
   
   Cain- "Well, it's good to get the fruit while it's fresh."

10) Willow- "Oh, what, you're special? You're special boy now...with chains and stuff. 
    Why do you have chains and stuff?"

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