Top Ten Quotes from:
~The Puppet Show ~

Willow- "It could be anybody. It could be me! It's not, though."
Buffy- "Nah! I think I'll take on your traditional role...and watch."
Xander- "And mock."
Willow- "And laugh."
Xander holding dummy- "Redrum! Redrum!"
Buffy- "Ew! Dummy."
Xander- "Duh-ow! Mime."
Willow- "I think dummies are cute, you don't?"
Buffy- "They give me the wig. Ever since I was little."
Willow- "What happened?"
Buffy- "Saw a dummy, it gave me the wig. There really wasn't a story there."
Sid- "Don't get teary on me, I've lived longer than most Demon hunters, and Slayers for that matter. Of course, if you wanna snuggle up and comfort me..."
Puts his hand on Buffy's knee
Buffy puts Sid's hand back
Buffy- "So that horny dummy thing really wasn't an act, was it?"
Sid- "Nope!"
Snyder- "I think I just found three eager new participants for the talent show."
Buffy- "What?"
Xander- "No."
Willow- "Please?"
Cordelia- "What?'
Giles- "Uh, I'm sorry, but, uh, your hair, um..."
Cordelia- "There 's something wrong with my hair? (Feels around) Oh, my God!"
She runs off
Giles- "Xander was right, it worked like a charm."
Buffy- "Demon's got himself a brain."
Buffy- "Because you thought I was the demon."
Sid- "Could you blame me for thinkin? Look at you, you're strong, athletic...limber...nubile(trails off) I'm back."
Buffy- "Look, Mom. If you really wanna support me, you'll stay away. Far away."
The Puppet Show
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