Top Ten Quotes from:

~Reptile Boy~


1) Willow- "I can't believe she lied to Giles, my world is askew."
   
   Xander- "Buffy lying? Buffy going to frat-parties? That's not askew, that's cockeyed."
   
   Willow- "Askew means cockeyed."

2) Xander- "Okay boots, start a walkin."

3) Buffy- "Well, say it."
   
   Xander- "I'm not gonna say it."
   
   Willow- "You lied to Giles."
   
   Xander - "She will."

3) Willow- "Cordelia?! Did I sound jealous just then, because I'm not.  Really.
   Cordelia?!"

4) Xander- "Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation have to come around
   to that freak. Hey, how ya doin?"

5) Richard- "Hi, Sweetheart. I'm Richard, and you are?"
   
   Buffy- "So not interested."

6) Willow- "Oh, sorry. The reflection thing, that you don't have.  Angel, how
   do you shave?"

7) Xander- "The blood? There's a guy you wanna party with."

8) Buffy- "I was just thinking. Wouldn't it be funny to see each other when it
   wasn't a blood thing? Not funny, ha ha."

9) Xander- "One day, I'll have money, prestige, power. And on that day, they'll 
   still have more."

10) Cordelia- "Do they mean us?"
    
    Girl- "Do you see anyone else chianed up in here?"

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