Top Ten Quotes from:

~I Robot, You Jane ~

1. Xander- "Or who he really is. Sure, he says he's a high school student, but I could say I'm a high school student."

   Buffy- "You are."

   Xander- "Okay, but I could also say I'm an elderly Dutch woman, and who's to say I'm not if I'm in the elderly Dutch Woman chat room?"

   Buffy- "I get your point. (Realizes) I get your point. This guy could be anybody. He could be weird, or crazy, or old. Or he could be a circus freak. He's probably a circus freak!"

   Xander- "Yeah, I mean, we read about it all the time. People meet on the net, they talk, get together, have dinner, a show, horrible axe murder."

   Buffy- "Willow, axe murdered, by a circus freak."

2. Xander- "To read makes our speaking English good."

   Buffy- "We'll be going now."

   Giles- "We will continue this conversation another time."

   Buffy- "I think we're done. (whispers to Xander as they walk out) Makes our speaking English good?"

   Xander- "I panicked, okay?"

3. Giles- "You were only grounded for a second, but if you had been anyone but the Slayer..."

   Buffy- "Tell me the truth. How's my hair?"

   Xander- "It's...great! It's your best hair ever."

4. Buffy- "And Moloch is inside that book?"

   Giles- "Not anymore."

   Xander- "You released Moloch?"

   Buffy- "Way to go."

5. Giles- "Does this look familiar to you?"

   Buffy- "Yeah, sure. It's a book."

   Xander- "I knew that one."

6. Dave- "Well, you can pull up someone's profile based on their user name."

   Buffy- "But they write the profile themselves, so they could say anything they wanted?"

   Dave- "Yeah."

   Buffy- "Wow, I had knowledge."

7. Buffy- "Will, down girl. Let's focus here, okay?"

8. Willow- "I was talking."

   Buffy- "Talking to...okay, that's it, you have a secret and that's not allowed."

   Willow- "Why not?"

   Buffy- "'Cause there's a rule."

9. Moloch- "Right now a man in Beijing is transferring money to a Swiss bank account for a contract on his mother's life. Good for him."

10. Buffy- "My spider sense is tingling."

    Giles- "Spider sense?"

    Buffy- "Pop-culture reference. Sorry."

    I Robot, You Jane

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