Top Twenty Quotes from:

~Welcome to the Hellmouth/Harvest

1. Buffy- "You heard about the dead guy right? The dead guy in the locker?"

   Giles- "Yes."

   Buffy- "Well it's the weirdest thing. He's got two little holes in his neck and all his blood's been drained. Isn't that bizarre? Aren't you just going 'Ooooh...'"

2. Buffy- "God, I am so mentally challenged!"

3. Cordelia- "God, what is your childhood trauma?!"

4. Joyce- "And honey...try not to get kicked out."

   Buffy- "I promise."

5. Cordelia- "Morbid much? I didn't ask."

6. Luke- "Like a plague of boils the race of man covered the earth! But on the third day of the newest light will come the Harvest. When the blood of men will flow as wine. When the Master will walk among the, once more. He world will belong to the Old Ones. And Hell itself will come to town. Amen."

7. Willow- "Ooooh. I need to sit down."

   Buffy- "You are sitting down."

   Willow- "Oh, good for me."

8. Buffy- "What, did you send away for the Time Life series?"

   Giles- "Uh, yes."

   Buffy- "Did you get the free phone?"

   Giles- "Calendar."

   Buffy- "Cool!"

9. Willow- "If you hadn't shown up they would've taken us too. Does anyone mind if I pass out?"

   Buffy- "Breathe."

   Willow- "Breathe."

   Buffy- "Breathe."

10. Buffy- "There's something you forgot about, too."

    Luke- "What's that?"

    Buffy- "Sunrise."

    Throws metal thing through window

    Luke claws at his face in pain

    Luke- "Huh?'

    Buffy stakes him

    Buffy- "It's in about nine hours moron."

11. Buffy- "Mr. Flutie, I know my transcripts are a little...'colorful'."

    Flutie- "Hey, we're not caring about that. Do you think 'colorful' is the right word? Not dismal. Just offhand, I'd go with dismal."

12. Buffy- "You know, I just wanted to start over. Be lie everyone else. Have some friends, maybe a dog. But no, you had to come here. You couldn't go suck on some other town."

13. Xander- "Yeah, you know. I ind of had a problem with the math."

    Willow- "Which part?"

    Xander- "The math. Can you help me tonight? Please, be my study buddy?"

14. We are talking about Willow, right? Scoring at the Bronze. Work it, Girlfriend!"

15. Buffy- "The Harvest, that mean something to you, because I'm drawing a blank."

    Giles- "I'm not sure. Who told you this?"

    Buffy- "This guy. Dark, gorgeous in an annoying sort of way. I figured you two were buds."

    Giles- "No. Did he say anything else?"

    Buffy- "Something about the mouth of Hell, I really didn't like him."

16. Willow- "But aren't you...hanging with Cordelia?"

    Buffy- "I can't do both?"

    Willow- "Not legally."

17. Darla- "Who are you?"

    Buffy- "Don't you know? I'm th..."

    Luke grabs her neck

    Luke- "I don't care."

18. Willow- "Maybe you could blow something up. They're really strict about that."

    Buffy- "I was thinking a more subtle approach. Like excessive not studying."

    Giles- "The earth is doomed."

19. Giles- "When you see Jesse, you're not looking at your friend. You're looking at the thing that killed him."

20. Buffy- "Are you two going out?"

    Willow- "No. We're just friends. We used to go out, but we broke up."

    Buffy- "How come?"

    Willow- "He stole my Barbie. Uh, we were five."

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