~What's My Line?~
1) Kendra- "Who are you?"
Buffy- "Who am I? You attacked me, who the hell are you?!"
Kendra- "I am Kendra! The Vampire Slayer."
2) Buffy- "Could you stop with the Slayer thing? I'm the damn Slayer!"
3) Giles- "Not to my knowledge. Um, th-the new Slayer is only called after the
previous Slayer has died. Uh...Oh, Good Lord! You were dead, Buffy."
Buffy- "I was only gone for a minute."
Giles- "IT clearly doesn't matter how long you were gone. You were physically dead!
Thus causing the acivation of the next Slayer."
Kendra- "She died?"
Buffy- "Just a little."
4) Kendra- "No wonder you died."
5) Buffy- "Yeah, it's ok. Kendra killed the bad lamp."
6) Xander- "Ya big Kootie!"
7) Buffy- "You and bug people, Xander. What's up with that?"
8) Willow- "Is there a shirt, too. 'Cause that would be cool..."
9) Buffy- "Excommunicated and sent to Sunnydale? There's a guy big on the sinning."
10) Buffy- "Yeah, they had tools, flashlights, the whole nine yards. What's that mean anyway,
'whole nine yards'? Nine yards of what? Now it's gonna bug me all day. Giles, you're in
pace mode. What gives?"
11) Buffy- "Well, I'll jump that bridge when I come to it."
12) Buffy- "Just stopping by for some quality time with Mr. Gordo?"
13) Buffy- "No, Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that
still makes sense to me. I just get messed up sometimes. I wish we could be regular kids."
Angel- "Yeah. I'll never be a kid."
Buffy- "Okay. One regular kid, and her cradle robbing, creature of the night boyfriend."
14) Willow- "Buffy would never do that! Oh. Except that sometimes you do that. But
only with Angel, right?"
15) Xander- "Cordelia Chase, aways ready to give a helping hand ot the rich and the pretty."
Cordelia- "Which, lucky me, excludes you. Twice."
16) Oz- "I, uh, I'm shot! Y'Know. Wow! It's odd, and painful."
17) Buffy- "We got that part, Hon. He means your name."
Kendra- "Oh. De call me Kendra. I have no last name, Sir."
Buffy- "Can you say, 'stuck in the eighties'?"
18) Xander- "Man, that guy got major neck in his day!"
19) Xander- "No, it's statistically impossible for a sixteen year old girl to
unplug her phone."
20) Buffy- "Uh, Giles, it's one thing to be a Watcher and a Librarian. They go together like
chicken...and another chicken, or...two chickens, you know what I'm saying! The point is,
no one blinks an eye if you want to spend all your days with books. What am I supposed to
do? Carve stakes for a nursery?"
What's My Line Part I
What's My Line Part II
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