Things for Xander to do on a Saturday Night

By Nighthawk

• Listening to the music of pain, country music.
• Throwing darts at a drawing of Angel.
• Having pleasant dreams about the girls of Sunnydale.. Having less than pleasant dreams about nearly getting killed.
• Having even less than pleasant dreams about Larry the gay jock.
• Watching old shows, commenting how some of the lamest characters get their own spinoffs.
• Watching Saturday Night Live, thinking, "I can do better".
• Going over jokes to tell to the gang next week.
• Dreaming of getting a late night talk show.
• Dreaming of Angel's sudden departure.
• Dreaming of Angel's sudden ass kicking by him.
• Bandaging himself, lots of bandaging himself.