Top Ten Quotes from:

~The Zeppo~

  1. Giles- "All we know is that the fate o the entire world rests on it. Did you eat all of the jellies?"

    Buffy- "You wanted a jelly?"

    Giles- "I always want a jelly. I'm always the one who says let's have jelly in the mix."

    Willow- "We're sorry. Buffy had three."

  2. Faith- "A fight like that and no kill...I'm about ready to pop."

    Xander- "Really? Pop?"

    Faith- "You up for it?"

    Xander- "Oh, I'm up. I'm suddenly very up."

  3. Giles- "There is something different about this menace. Something in the air. The stench of death."

    Xander- "Yeah, I think it's Bob."

  4. Xander- "I'm gonna grab a snack, anyone want?"

    Giles- "No, thank you."

    Xander- "Oz?"

    Oz- "No. Oddly full today."

  5. Buffy- "What is this?"

    Xander- "What do you mean what is it? It's my thing."

    Willow- "Your thing?"

    Xander- "My thing!"

    Buffy- "Is this a penis metaphor?"

  6. Xander- "Long gone. Probably loaded with supplies. Gotta think. I can't believe I had sex. OK. Bombs. Already-dead guys with bombs."

  7. Xander- "Your car came out of nowhere."

    Jack- "I was parked."

  8. Giles- "They intend to open the Hellmouth."

    Buffy- "The Hellmouth? The one that opened..."

    Giles- "About twenty feet from where you're standing."

  9. Buffy- "Remember that thing that almost got out the night I died?"

    Willow- "Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity is about that thing. Once, I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and naked."

  10. Buffy- "Ew. They celebrate their victory by eating their foes. They couldn't just pour Gatorade on each other?"

    The Zeppo

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