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Quotes!

Bobby Heenan

This isn't fair to Flair.

on the Ultimate Warrior: This guy makes coffee nervous.

on Frankie (Koko's bird): If he was in my house, he'd be in a shake 'n' bake bag.

Do you know Koko B. Ware's mom's first name? Tupper.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

& Gorilla on Tito Santana:
Bobby H: Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?
Gorilla: Yeah? For what?
Bobby H: He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour.
Gorilla: Will you stop...

Brian Pillman

Do onto others.....and enjoy it!

Bret Hart

Im the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be

Cactus Jack

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.

This is for all the little Stingers.

Eric Bischoff

challenging McMahon to a fight: Come on Vince, step into the ring. Do what so many other people would love to do! It's your hands around my skinny little neck. Can you do it? If you've got the guts... Do you Vince?

Gorilla Monsoon

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children.

Will you stop!

 

Howard Finkel

telling Jeff Jarrett what he can do: Suck It!

Hulk Hogan

on the return of the Warrior: I thought you were dead!

24 inc pythons, and whatcha gonna do when the hulkster runs wild on you??!!

Jerry Lawler

20 gånger på Raw: Where the hell are all these people's morals?

I heard the toughest four years of your life was the third grade

Mankind has had more concussions than Elizabeth Taylor has had husbands!

Sunny sure has a nice big set of....eyes

Jesse Ventura

Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, McMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.

Jim Ross

We've got a real slobber knocker here folks.

Im not like all the Vince McMahons buttkissers.

Mankind

with a sock puppet on his hand, cheering up Vince Look Vince! I've got a friend for you! It's Mr. Socko!

It takes a good man to beat me, it just doesn't take them very long

Ken Shamrock has all his different holds. Well I've got news for you! I don't know how to get out of a damn one of them!

Ric Flair

To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!

Whoooooo!!!!!

Roddy Piper

Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

Just when you think you know the answers I change the questions

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

The BOSS, is BACK!"

Sean Waltman

return speech: I heard Hulk Hogan come out on TV telling everyone I couldn't cut the mustard... well Hogan, you SUCK PAL! –

Sgt. Slaughter

after burning Hogan's face: I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning.

Steve Austin

on Mankind: He deserves an opportunity. He deserves to get his a$$ whipped

when he was with ecw: "WCW where the big boys play.....with each other"

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold say's so!

Austin 3:16 just says I just whipped your ass!

You treat me like a dog, and expect me to smile, you remind me of a Jackass!

And do you know why? Cause Stone Cold said so!

The Rock

I think Mankind wants a Rock burger with a side of Rock sauce!

KNOW YOUR ROLE!

Clinton made a oraly….oh I mean MORALY wrong.

The Warrior

referring to the Disciple: And I suppose this guy's your barber?

Val Venis:

I came. I saw. And I came again!