Elisa: Oh my!.... what is a poor girl to do when she's being chased by giant purple rabbits with orange dots... umh,... RUN! (maybe,.. I mean, I could stay and figure out what they want... u never know... :P)
Alex Destine 2

alex destine> why run when you can FIGHT! *hands you a rocket launcher* *evil grin* heh-heh-heh.... :D
Elisa 3

TODD>"Has anybody noticed that the weirdness quotient of the comment room has gotten a lot higher than it used to be?" There's nothing wrong with a little action to spice things up...
When ya can't beat 'em, join 'em!

::H\A yanks out a 'Mr. Carter'::

Hang on, Alex! Giant purple rabbits, HERE I COME!!
~H\A~ ^_^
Heather N. Allen 4

heather n. allen> hey hey! if yer going to tackle those rabbits, i'm coming along too! (my idea anyway) *runs, to go get famous limburger cheese launcher* heh-heh-heh....
Elisa 5

Heather N. Allen & Elisa = Don't you dare hurt those cute little.. umh, I mean, Giant rabbits...... not without me though. *grabs the rocket launcher Elisa had offered some time before*
NOW,... let's party!

(I love this place! ^_^) Come on Todd, you may join too!.. you know you want to! heehee! :)

Alex Destine 6

alex destine> hey, i WANTED you to join in! the more, the merrier!! yeah! c'mon Todd! you know you want to join in on the fight!!
Elisa 7

:: H\A sneaks in with an innocent look on her face. Slightly noticeable is the large pie gun twice her height she's hiding behind her back... :: ::H\A puts on a wicked grin and whips out 'Mr. Carter'. We get a nice, looong shot of her cocking it, just to tick the Toon Disney people off::
Let the games begin...
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 8

~H\A~ & Elisa = Well,... in the famous words of the "Celebrety Death Match referee:... "LET'S GET IT ON!!"
Alex Destine 9

heather allen/ alex destine.... ALL RIGHTY THEN! LET'S GET IT ON! c'mon girls! let's go kick some bunny bootie!!!!! *dresses in full metal armor and slams on a football helmet with a loud CLANG* *whips out rocket launcher and lets out a few shouts*
(makes me wonder how long this is gonna last)

Elisa 10

:: H\A slips into the chatroom. I literly mean slips, because she trips over her big freakin' gun. Blast!--the curse of Vinnie strikes again! It seems that she's seperated from the rest of the group...she's too busy tending to her sore backside to notice the immense beast looming behind her... :: :: H\A moans. She wonders if her butt's gonna hurt this much in the morning...she wonders where the heck Elisa, Alex, and Wilek are in the midst of this war 'gaisnt the big bad bunnies...she wonders:'Good gosh--WHAT on EARTH is that awful smell? I _know_ I wore deodorant!'::
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 11

~H\A~= man,... you already started killing evil purple bunnys?, well, I think I'll go ahead then (after all if we announce it too much the bunnys will catch a clue and leave :P)
*grabs "Mr. Carter" and run to the back door*

I heard they were here,... sshhh!

*with her back on the door she begins to load "Mr. Carter", but suddenly the door opens.... tan, tan, taaann... and I fall in :P*

*screams from Giant Purple bunnys are heard*

I NEED BACKUP!!!....
to be continued... ~_^
Alex Destine 12

::...H\A rushes into the CR. She tries loading 'Mr. Carter' for the hundreth time, but instead winds up with banana-cream all over herself. Frustrated, she tosses the oversized pie launcher aside pulls out a Guardian keytool (which she has just stolen from a 'ReBoot' CR). She begins using the keytool on her polka-doted assailents, hurrying to Alex's aide...::
::...H\A recieves confused looks from other members of the Bunny Eradication Squad, seeing that in her last post she seemed awful close to being eradicated herself. She smiles as she uses the keytool to lock rabbits into status fields for later deletion. "Plot holes--ya gotta love 'em." :: ~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 13

alex destine/ heather n. allen> *busts door down with mighty foot, holding a bazooka in each hand* fret not you two! back up is here!! to be continued....
Elisa 14

*runs from the backroom where she was fighting evil giant purple rabbits*
*panting* That... was....fun... but I need a break. *falls on the couch*

Elisa & ~H\A~= Come on girls! You're missing out on all the fun! Later, if anyone's interested, we shall have a giant purple bunny barbecue. Hope everyone's hungry! ^_^

*runs back to the backroom*
To still be continued... ~_^
Alex Destine 15

*BLASTS one of the giant purple rabbits with orange dots away*
*blows smoke from rocket launchers*
one down, 4,999,999,999 to go.....
Elisa 16

:: H\A raised her keytool toward the massive swarm of 4,999,999,999 rabbits. She gives out the command for nuclear deatomizer.

*KRACKABOOM!!!!*

She unsheilds her eyes as the mushroom cloud fades from view. Okay, now that leaves only...twelve. No, wait...yep, just as she thought, twelve. "Jeez," she wonders, "hope the radiation doesn't have any adverse affect on the critters, like givin' them 15 arms or makin' 'em 90-ft-tall or something...so far they still LOOK normal..." :: TBC! ^_^
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 17

*sets off a nuclear bomb at the on coming flood of giant purple rabbits and takes cover*
let's see those over sized hairball stand up to a nuclear bomb.....
*the bomb detonates, a blinding light flares up, and the blast is heard for miles*
Elisa 18

:: H\A arives in a cloud of excess smoke from the A-bombs. Unfortunately, not far behind her, are those horrid hares. According to the fact that they're now 50-ft-tall and have nine legs and 12 eyes, it WOULD seem that the atomic radiation from Elisa's and H\A's weapons had a negetive effect on the situation...
"Oops." ::
:: H\A skids to a halt to hide in a rock crevice. She raises her arm to give a command to her keytool, but stops as she notices an extra pinky she didn't have before... ::
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 19

*walks in rather bruised*
I think,... I think I will lay off the Giant Purple Rabbit w/ Orange Dots Hunt...
*stares at ~H/A~ & Elisa*
Specialy after certain people went ahead and mutated them!!!they're now 50-ft-tall and have nine legs and 12 eyes???
*whinning* Guuuuyyyyys!... :P
Alex Destine 20

heather allen/alex> *gives them blank stare*
oh dammit.....
soooooo, now what?
*the remaining fifty mutated rabbits sprout out an additional four legs and come thundering over* *turns to heather and alex* *shakes their hands heartily*
well, been nice knowin' ya.....
Elisa 21

*stares at Elisa*
You know,... you don't give us much confidence Elisa.
I supposed it never occured to you that the three of us could take those over size bunnys!
*looks at the rabbits again*
Wait! Did you say fifty mutated rabbits with four legs?! I thought they had 9 legs. That and the fact that they're 50-ft-tall and have 12 eyes is kinda weird all by itself.
*shakes their hands heartily too* OK... you're right. Nice knowing you both. ^_^
Alex Destine 22

*Walks in and stands in "super hero pose"*
Did anyone call for a 50-ft-tall, nine legged and 12 eyed purpple bunny with orange dot exterminator?!
Never fear!! Caliope is here!!! *remember, super hero pose!!!* Hasta la vista, bunny!!!!
*pulles out her pie-zooka 2000 and creams 13 bunnies into a cool wippy pile of bunny goodness :P *
Caliope 23

*looks at Caliope*
Oh! You've come to save us all!
*looks at Elisa & Heather*
Ok girls, we're gonna die now. Any last words?
*looks at the cool wippy pile of bunny goodness*
Mmmmm.... interesting. Sounds like a desert....
*takes out her spoon*
yummy!.... Come on girls!!!!! Dig in!!!
Alex Destine 24

alex destine/ heather allen.....
what do ya mean i don't have alotta confidence????
okay, so the coward side of myself locked up my brave side and swallowed the key.....
*slaps self and goes to retrieve brave side* *loud crashing, screaming, and roaring is heard* *stumbles back out holding side, breathing heavily, and is bloody and bruised*
....ow....
*deep breath* well, i got my brave side back....*reaches behind and pulls out a minigun and loads it*
now that i'm ready to fight those increpid bungholes....shall we? *grin*
and by the way alex, thos rabbits DO have nine legs, it's just they sprouted out ANOTHER four....
Elisa 25

:: ~H\A~ is thrown into the CR. She's covered in rope and tied to a spit. The mutated rabbits surround her, argueing over who gets to start the cooking fire...the chief bunny leads the group in a rock-paper-scissors match to decide whether they bother roasting, basting, or eating her alive... ::
I've kinda been, heh heh, tied up lately. Nice to see a new face in the eradication squad, I'd love to give a friendlier welcome but--

"HELP!!!"
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 26

*looks up from where she is eating her cool wippy pile of bunny goodness and sees ~H\A~ tied up*
Oh dear... Heather honey! What are you doing playing games with the bunnies like that? :P heehee
Eradication squad... I like that name :)
*walks over to the bunnie chief & stops the rock-paper-scissors match*
No, no, no! That's not how you cook a Heather. You have to let her roast till a medium-rare, later add a little lemon and some salad on the side. That's how you cook a Heather!
*Alex is now tied up next to ~H/A~*
Ok... I haven't told you how to cook an Alex though...!!!!
Hi Heather. You know, I was only kidding about the medium-rare thing :)
Come on! Join me really loud!
"Elisa!!!!.... Caliope!!!"
Alex Destine 27

Thanx for the welcome Heather, glad to be aboard!
Oh Alex....always getting yourself in troble huh?
*Gets closer and avoids stepping in the cool wippy piles of bunny goodness cuz she dose not enjoy cool wippy bunny goodness on her feet...who dose?! :P *
HEY BUNNIS!!!!! I got some yummy gigant mutated purple with orange dots smurfs in this here box, now hows about we make a deal? I know you cant resist these!!!
Mmmmmm Crunchy juicy smerfs!!!!! Common!!!!

will our heros save the day?! will they actualy even survive being bunnies' "whats for dinner?! stay tuned next post and find out!!!!!!
.....to be continued.....
Caliope 28

*looks at Caliope*
I'm not always getting into trouble!... only half of the time, now really!!
*sees the smurfs*
May I have some of those when the bunnies are throguh?....
WHAT?!?!... I just wanna play with them! that's all!! :P
*turns to ~H/A~ now*
Oh Heather... no matter what happens to us....
let's just blame Caliope, alright? ~_^
(btw Cali, save some smurfs for Elisa too, she might want some. :)
Alex Destine 29

::H\A breathes a sigh. She feels her end is at hand. Turns to look at Alex, the 'Heather gormet'. "So, THIS is your idea of helping?!"::
::The bunnies are starting the fire...they're lifting Heather and prepare to place her spit on it...she barely glimpes Calliope through the flames...her life begins to flash before her eyes...oooh, wait! Are those crunchy little smurfs? :-_ ::
...TBC...?
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 30

*looks at ~H/A~*
I'm sorry okay!!! It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I wonder if my life will flash before my eyes... that would be cool. :) I could see all my wonderful accomplishments. ^_^
*sees Caliope*
As a last request before I join the 'Heather gormet', could I have one of those crunchy little smurfs?!... They just look so nummy!!
Ok,.. I'm ready to accept my destiny! I'm ready! I'm...
*looks at the flames*
I'M TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!
TBC...?? :P
Alex Destine 31

heather allen/alex......
*walks up with narrowed look behind bunnies, wearing a huge red cape which flows freely and gracefully in the misty wind* *holding a machine gun and a katana*

Fret not friends! Elisa Maza is here!! *the bunnies crop heather on the ground and whirl around, snarling* *has an evil grin* all right you bunny fiends!! you've tried to eat my friends and i'm gonna put the smack down on ya!!!
*aims gun* *heather and alex shut their eyes and grit there teeth* *loud contant shooting is heard* *after a few minutes of the constant shooting, the noise stops*
*i now stand over a heap of.....bunnies.....* *heather and alex look up openmouthed* *flowers are scattered all over the place and on the bunnies* hehe....'tis the flowers that got 'em :D *now stands bravely as the sun starts to rise over the horizon......
Elisa 32

*looks at Elisa stand bravely as the sun starts to rise over the horizon*
My hero!!!! *sigh*... Look Heather!, we're not going to be bunny-chow anymore.
I would bow to the great Elisa Maza,... except we're still kinda tied up :P
Hey Caliope, if the bunnys are gone, then could we get some of those smurfs!! ^_^
(u know, the crunchy ones) :)
to be... continued? :P (I hope so) :)
Alex Destine 33

Woohoo!!! Yeah! Go Elisa!!! Ya Opened a mighty nice can-o-woop-@$$ on them evil bunnies with bad taste, I mean, who would eat alex, she's spoiled! :P just kiddin' alex, you know, from on brat to another!!!
*box containg mutated smerfs drops out of her hands and shakes violently*
....oh-oh.....
Caliope 34

*looking at shaking box*
uh...hey, maybe I shouldnt have added so much radiation to mutate those smerfs to make them tasty-er....
And No, Alex, you cant have one! You know how mutated smerfs do a number on your stomach! Must I always look out for you so?! :P
*box shakes harder*.....
Caliope 35

::H\A attempts to sit up from where she was dropped (not cropped) rudely to the ground. Her head is throbbing. Whirling colors of purple and orange swirl about her field of vision. "...oooh, my head..."::
::Heather looks around and sees three other females; one holding a gun and wearing a cape, one tied to a spit and looking dissapointed at something, and one looking worriedly at a box on the ground.
'Hey...where am I? Who the heck are _YOU_ guys?'
Sees the corpses scattered everywhere.*
'Ohmygosh, I'm dead, aren't I? I'm dead, I'm DEAD!
--gee, how'd I die?'
The box pops open.*
'HOLY CRAP!! ARE THOSE GIANT MUTANT ORANGE-POLKADOTED SMURFS?!!'
*Sees the girl tied to a spit murmer angrily 'See, I TOLD you we should've ate them sooner!':: *
Stay Tuned...
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 36

*looks at Heather*
'See, I TOLD you we should've ate them sooner!' but nooooo! Mommy Cali wouldn't let me. :P
Hey Elisa.... that cape is so cool!! It's a nice look on you :)
*looks at Cali with sad puppy eyes*
Cali-chan!!... gimme some of the crunchy ones! pretty plz!
btw, would someone mind getting me OUT of this spit!!!
TBC... ^_^
Alex Destine 37

alex/heather allen......
*sighs and walks over to the two who are now arguing* *takes out a bowie kinfe and slices the ropes* *heather and alex get up and still argue* *i then push them aside and yell myself*
stop it you two!! this is no time to fight!!! yer acting like a bunch of two years olds!
*using a calm voice* *cape flaps in the breeze*
now.....what was it about the smurfs?
*dark clouds gather and block out the sun* *all three of us look over at cali who is now clutching a trembling box*
*i raise and eyebrow and mutter* uhm....cali? why didn't you just kill the little devils instead?
*the box then drops out of cali's grasp* *abruptly, fifteen mutated, blood thirsty purple smurfs with orange dots explode out of the box and roar*
*heather and alex scream in horror ad hide behind me* *i stand there openmouthed* *cali shrieks as well* *her hair promptly stands straight up*
*the smurfs then turn to cali and take a few swipes at her ankles* *then the whole mess of smurfs then jump up and tackle cali to the ground, covering her instantly while trying to rip her apart*
*heather and alex peer out from behind me and shriek* *i then close my mouth and back up hearing the sounds of cali's shouts*

CALIOPE!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.........???
Elisa 38

::H\A peers over Elisa's shoulder again.
'This is bad; VERY bad! Poor Cali! At least she TRIED to save me.' Heather gives Alex an icy look.
Alex turns to Heather and sticks out her toungue. 'Now, don't start going off me over that whole gormet thing again!'
Elisa screams 'Would you two PLEASE SHUT UP?! I'm tring to think of a plan and look superheroic-y here!' Her cape flutters gracefully in the breeze. The other two bicker anyway::
::An eerie shadow passes overhead. Everyone freezes. Cali's screams temoporarily cease as the smurfs look up from their frenzy to the glowing eyes in the sky. A wild, unearthly scream breaks the silence::
::Elisa and Alex stop and begin to stare blankly at Heather. 'What?' H\A asks impatiently.
'What do you think you're doing, writing gargoyles into the story without asking us first?'
'Well, to be honest, it sure doesn't look like YOU two are going to do anything.'
'Since you're writing this, YOU could be all egotistical and play the hero,' Alex says.
'HEY! Are you impling something?' Elisa glares at Alex.
H\A takes a heroish looking stance. 'You think I'm going to let MYSELF get ripped to shreds by giant purple-with-orange-polkadoted mutated smurfs? I don't THINK so!'::
Oh great, folks, looks like H\A hit her head WAY too hard. And did you notice all the ReBoot cliches she used? What kind of CR is this anyway?! ^_^
TBC...
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 39

Ak! Get of me you evil giant purple-with-orange-polkadoted mutated smurfs!!!! Get back I say!!!
I got mace and I know how to use it!!!
*begins to franticly spray mace at the smerfs*
HEY! A little help would be nice now girls!!! Quit yer yappin' and get me outta here!!!!
(oh, and alex, sabes si tenemos clase el lunes por lo del aire y el agua? get back to me, k?! OH! and swing by our old chat, guess what?! The old class is back!!! I gotta call u and give you detailes, bye!)
Caliope 40

************ RP WARNING ************* (you have been warned, the madness starts here!)
Oh dear, dear Cali... most I always be saving you. :P
*comes from behind Elisa and while the smurfs are busy starring at the creature that created the wild, unearthly scream, she drags Caliope away*
Hey,... lay off the mace would ya!! You're making a mess.
*stares at the heroic Heather*
My, my... what will our lovely Heather do today?
*hands her Caliope's mace spray*
Here. You'll need it :P (heehee)
Oooh,... hey Elisa. What's our caped super hero going to do now?
Will we see the dawn of another day? Will the evil smurfs come out victorious?
When will I have my crunchy smurf?!?!?
All questions will be answered on our next RP!!

************* RP has ended********* ^_^ ***************
Alex Destine 41

******"WARNING, INCOMING RP. WARNING, INCOMING RP"******
Elisa: Will SOMEBODY tell Heather to knock it off with the ReBoot inuendos?
I'm sure half the people don't get the inside jokes.
H\A: Well, half the people probably don't get why we're after giant purple smurfs in the first place; I thought I'd just add to the chaos.
Cali: Who cares about in-jokes? I was almost KILLED. Good thing Alex came to save me.
::H\A narrows her eyes at Alex::
H\A: You saved her?
Alex: Yup.
H\A: ::eyes narrow more:: And you gave 'em cooking instructions when I was nearly killed?
Alex: Uh...yeah...
::H\A unnarrows her eyes and gives off a menacing stare instead::
Alex: *Gulp!*
::Elisa's getting fed up with everyone. She's just about to make use of her katana when an unconcious smurfs is tossed at the groups feet. They all look up into a pair of glowing eyes... ::
TBC!
******RP OVER.******
Ya know, I LIKE these warning banners!
~H\A~
Heather N. Allen 42

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