IT'S QUEEN ELISA!!!! MWA HAAHHAHAHAH!!!!
ahem....
*i clutch alex in my taloned hand, giving her a dirty look*
YOU TRICKED ME!!!!!!
*alex's voice has promptly gone to the tone of a mouse*
alex> MEEP!!!!!!! it was an honest mistake!!!!!
LIAR!!!!!
*alex sinks in my grasp....her face goes ghost white*
cali> O_O
OHMIGAWD!!!! heather.....she's gonna eat alex!! i know it!
heather> say WHAT?
*my eyes glow a blood red as i stare at alex* *alex goes nutzo*
alex> no no no!!!! don't eat me!! i'm too young to die!! and i don't wanna smell either!!! who knows what's in that stomach or yours!
*i promptly roar in alex's face, blowing her hair striaght back*
*alex wrinkles her nose and holds it*
alex> eeeewwwuuu!! here, have a breath mint!! *alex tosses a whole stick of mints down my throat*
cali> hey buttmunch! should we fire? i'm running short of gas!!!
heather> *silence* i-i..dunno!! HEY!! quit callin' me that!
cali> aye aye buttmunch!!
heather> *static* QUIT IT!!
cali> okay.....dun have a cow.......buttmunch....
alex> hey guys!! hurry up!!! i'm about to be lunch for her!!!
too late.....
*i open my mouth and dangle alex over it*
*alex screams bloody murder* *she struggles and bumps into my thumb*
alex> now THERE'S an idea......HEH-HEH-HEH...
*alex grabs hold of my thumb and takes a nice clean CHOMP*
*i roar in pain and drop alex, rubbing my bitten thumb*
WHY YOU LITTLE--!!!!!!!!!
cali> hey heather! alex just bit the crap outta Elisa!
*cali cackles to herself*
heather> resourcful little goober ain't she?
*heather and cali encirlce me* *i then lift my hands and swat them away*
*they both scream in horror and crash right into a building*
cali> *slurred voice* *static* well.....at least we're out of the air...
heather> oh shut up....
*both planes slide down and crash on the ground below*
*alex drops from my hands* *she eventually grabs hold of my jeans and hangs on tight* *i look down at her and growl*
alex> SO? HOW'S THE WEATHER UP THERE??!!!
cali> HEY!!! quit stealing lines you moron!!!!!!
*i reach for alex....but she once again bites my hand* *and once again, alex drops but hits the ground* *she stumbles up, shaking her head and strains her neck upward, and lets out an earpiercing scream*
RRROOOAAAARRR!!!!! I'LL TURN YOU INTO STREET PIZZA!!!
*lifting my leg up, i bring it down and smash it into the ground* *alex scarcely dodges my taloned, arched foot*
*alex heads for cali and heather where they crased, but is stopped by the little green monsters, who in which have suddenly stopped eating popcorn and got with the story*
alex> *GULP* why me? why ALWAYS me?
the monster leader> BWA HAAAHAHAH!!! *hackcough* *the monster spits out a piece of popcorn*
*alex giggles*
*meanwhile at the crash site, heather struggles to get cali out of the half charred plane* *after dragging her out, heather shakes her*
heather> CALI!!! cali!!! speak to me!!
cali> *blinks* but mommy....i don't wanna ride the pony!
heather> *sigh*
*heather smacks cali in the face and shakes her* *she then holds up two fingers*
heather> how many fingers do you see?
cali> uhm....seven? NO! er......ten?
heather> close enough!!!
*alex tries to fight off the little green monsters*
alex> BACK YOU BEASTS!!! *she swats one away*
*suddenly a large group of the original orange and rabbits with purple dots come bounding back to fight*
alex> OH NO!!! IT'S THE ORIGINALS!!!!!!
*i laugh maniacally and let out a huge battle cry* *i beat my chest like King Kong as well* *alex is once again surrounded...having no clue what to do* *cali and and heather trip out of the planes and runs over into the fray* *i simply swat cali and heather back* *and even tho things look a bit grim....a man.....stands bravely in the shadows*

*who is it? well....he likes to announce things.....*

all righty alex! it's yer turn now!!
Elisa

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex's Dream Time ~~~~~~ ^_^ ~~~~~~
*Alex is sorrounded by the evil green creatures who seem to want to hurt her in unimaginable ways*
*Cali & Heather are a bit dizzy from the swat Elisagoyle gave them*
Cali: Wow!... ok mommy, now I REALLY don't wanna go to school...
Heather: ok baby, but do your homework....

*both girls fall flat on their faces*
Alex: what were they talking about?...
*Elisagoyle shruggs*
*Alex now looks at the evil creatures*
Alex: Alright,... what do u want?! You had your fun! You ate popcorn, ate my Kiwi Squad *sniff*, and made Elisa into an ugly looking gagrgie!
Elisa: HEEEYY!!!... I heard that!! *eyes glow red*
Alex: teehee! ~_^ sorry Elisa.......
*looks at the creatures*
Creatures Leader: We don't want much really... just a pretty young lady to stuff so we can send her to our boss who likes to collect pretty young ladies.

*Cali & Heather suddenly get up, and along w/ Elisagoyle they say...* Cali, H&A, Elisagoyle: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT?????????.....

*Alex blushes*
Alex: U think I'm pretty?..... Oh my, and me without an ounce of make-up on!
Well, I can't blame u,... u did make the right choice. However, I hate to dissapoint you, but traveling such a delicate merchandise as myself is just plain wrong.
I have been legaly adviced to stay right here in order to avoid any damage to myself... Here's the contract, you may look it up. If u have any questions you may call my lawyer.
*hands them the contract & lawyers business card*
*they read it*
Creature Leader: Lawyer's number is..... what the?...

1-800-you-actually-bought-that-you-fool. (Toll FREE) =P

*they look at me very angry, but I ran away and joined H&A & Cali*
Alex: ok! Tell me the plan! Come on! give it to me!! What do we do?!?!?
Cali: you are too much Alex.
*Heather nods*
Alex: WHAT!!

*Elisagoyle points at us*
Elisagoyle: there she is! there she is!!!!
*evil (angry) creatures are running toward us*
Heather: oh great Alex... look what you've done!
Alex: sorry....
*suddenly The Originals (^_^)come in*
*A giant Purple Bunny w/ Orange Dots walks up to the girls*
GPBunny: Excuse me... we're terribly sorry to interrup, but have you seen our cousins around here?
We were supposed to meet at a certain Comment Room, but word had it they were rudely kicked out of there...
*the girls stare*
Alex: I'm sorry to say... they have passed away!
*gasp*
Alex: I know! It's just awful! We knew the poor dears! It was such a tragedy!!
GPBunny: *sniff* but who?... WHO did such a thing???....
Alex: It would be wrong of me to say but....
*points to green monsters*
THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR COUSINS DEATHS!!!!

*Giant Purple Bunnys attack the green creatures*
Cali: u understand this is as lucky as you've ever gotten and probably ever will again for the rest of your existance...
Alex: Oh Cali, shut up and let me savor the moment.... ~_^

*Elisagoyle is still up looking at us*
Elisagoyle: Lucky break Alex... but I'm still gonna eat ya!!
Alex: *gulp* Heather... Heather!! you've been so quiet, does that mean you have a plan?!!?

*Heather simply stares*
Heather: Look behind you Alex.
*Alex looks and sees a man (not announcer) there*
Man: Excuse me, are u Miss Destine?
Alex: The one and only! What may i do for you?
Man: Well, I'm here in behave of my client who wishes to sue you for exceeding the permited ammount of self esteem...
Cali: I knew it!!... I just knew this day would come...
*Alex's jaw drops*
Elisagoyle: Damn! I better be careful....
*Man in the shadows comes near*
Announcer: Will the green creatures survive the GPBunny attack?
Will Alex get sued till she dies?
Will Elisagoyle turn back? & Will the Bunnys figure out it was the smurfs who killed their cousins?!!??!!
Find out, next time!!!

GPBunny: Excuse me, Mr. Announcer. But what was your last question?
Announcer: It was, "Will the Bunnys figure out it was the smurfs who killed their cousins?!!??!!"

*Alex is having a headache* Ok... I can't deal with this...
*takes out a gun*
Lawyer Man: And your also sued for having too many pretty dresses and for...
*BANG*
*lots of blood people,... lots of it*
Alex: I'm sorry,... I hope this still makes the RP PG-13... but it was a LAWYER!! A LAWYER!!... I had to do something constructive!!

~~~~~~~~~ End of Dream Time ~~~~~ Heather, u're up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex Destine

++++++++++++H++++++N++++++++A's+++++++Turn++++++++++++++

Announcer: We rejoin our trio--
Elisagoyle: And Elisagoyle!
Announcer: --and Elisagoyle (gulp) as they stand over the lawyer's body, which is lying in a massive pool of blood, which has been turned green by the censors to keep this RP at a PG rating.

H\A: Alex, I can't BELIEVE you.
Alex: But the censors took care of it! See? GREEN blood! Green blood's okay!
Cali: Not THAT silly, but--remember that first announcer killed?
Alex: Yeah...
Cali: Is HE dead?
Alex: Well, sorta...
Announcer Mush: --blup--grrp--whirr!--woof--
Alex: (giggles) Woof?
H\A: (whispering) So I ran out of onomatopoeia words! Big deal!
Cali: Oh-no-moter-wha?
H\A: Oh, never mind...

(Meanwhile, the lead GP Bunny has stopped mid-chokehold on the lead green monster)
Bunny: So--you DIDN'T kill our cousins?
Monster: GRK!--NO!--
Bunny: (tightens hold) Are you SURE?
Monster: YES I'M SURE! You remember what all YOU'VE killed, RIGHT?
Bunny: ...
Monster: --oh great, GRK!---
Announcer 2.0: Maybe I can clear things up. Your cousins' murderers are ALSO deceased, thanks to the little green thingies you're choking there.

H\A: (yelling from across the terrain where they're hiding from Elisagoyle)
HOW DO YOU KNOW?! YOU WEREN'T EVEN A GLIMMER IN YOUR CONJURER-UPPER's MIND!
Cali: So NOW I'm a conjurer-upper?! What's a conjurer-upper?
H\A: I couldn't think of another word! Spammit, writer's block!!
Writer's Block: Excuse me, miss, but I DON'T appericiate silly words that rhyme with swear words being used in an inappropreate manner!

(Bunnies and Monsters now shaking hands)
Lead Bunny: You have avenged the vile murders of our bretheren! We are now allies! Oh, and here's a button for your membership in the bunny brigade.
Lead Monster: Gee, SWELL!
(recieves funny looks from other monsters. crickets chirp)
LMonster: *ahem!* YES! Well then...Now, we can unite against our common enemy!
LBunny: Who's that?
LMonster: Why, those stinkin' girls, of course!
LBunny: Gee, they seemed like nice girls to me.
Announcer 2.0: They call themselves the 'Bunny Eradication Squad'. Who do ya think MADE the smurfs?!

(The trio of girls drop their jaws and then turn to gape at Heather.)
Cali: Sooo, who's the 'conjurer-upper' now, HMM?
H\A: Why am I gaping at myself? I think there's a mistake in the structure of that last sentance--
Heather: SHUT UP! I'm TRYING to think here!!
Alex: Great, and they say I'M vain. She's here talking to her ego! Why doesn't SHE get sued?!
(the dead lawyer begins to twitch)
Lawyer: ...miss...des-tine...will......DIE!!!!!
Alex: *gulp!* Uh...GUYS??!

Announcer 2.0: Will Alex EVER learn not to kill annoying things in a fit of violence?
Will Heather escape her Writer's Block?
Will the alliance between the evil vermin last?
Can we fit any more enemies into this story?
Can we--
Elisagoyle: (taps Announcer on shoulder) Can we put Elisa back IN to the story since H\A forgot to write her into THIS ONE?! (eyes begin to glow)
H\A: Oh, my ascii's in for it now..
Writer's Block: There you go with the faux cursing again!
H\A: AHHHHH!!!!!!! LET IT GO ALREADY!!
Announcer 2.0: And just who's side am I on, anyway? STAY TUNED!!
+++WHEW! Cali, can YOU do anything with this mess I've made? ^_^+++
Heather N. Allen

******THE CALI SPOT*********
Cali>.....uh.....Oh-no-moter-wha?! :P
OK!! Now, this has just gone all screwy!!! Lets just sit down a bit and discuse this, hmm?
* everyone bad and good stares at Cali*.....
Cali>....There will be refreshments!!! Tea!!!! Cookies!!!!
Everyone>...Oh, well, yeah, ok!
*the big crowd sits in a circle and Cali pases out refreshments*
Cali> OK, now lets talk, what we need first is an outside party with no biest tendancies *glares at Anouncer 2.0 and mumbles sell out! *
Now, lets see, who would be apt for the job? *thinx*...Ah! I know, Ordinary Monkey! He has such a kind soul!
*Ordinary Monkey walks around Elisagoyle and joins the cricle waving to everyone and everyone waves back*
Cali> Yes! this is great, now lets start with you, Bunnies, now I know your cousins, may they R.I.P., were very dear to you
*Bunnies sniff and nod* and we're sorry that we got off on the wrong foot with them and....had the smerfs kill them off...which was un-intentional!!!! Really!!!
The smurfs were ment as a peace offering....before they too mutated and turned vicious... Now, they did die, but after that i resurected them!!!
They were my bunny zombi children!!! I loved them dearly!!! Yet they were turned against me by your new alies!
But the point I'm trying to make is that we're both victemes here, Bunnies...
Ordinary Monkey, what do you think?....
*Monkey nods eagerly*
Thats exacticaly what I thought as well....
Now Elisagoyle, why are we now enimies?! We used to battle for our lives together! We were friends and comerades!
Now I know your not feeling....yourself lately, but I ask myself, Maru-chan Noodle Girl (cuz thats what I call myself), now isnt frendship stronger that evil tendancies?! Ordinary Monkey?
*Monkey nods eagerly*
....yes, I thought so too!!!
And Green monsters.....do you really want Alex?!
Cuz I mean, she wines and complains and talks way to highly of herself and now she's got legal problems that will turn into YOUR leagl problems once she's in your hands, do you really wanna deal with a lawsuit?!
Besides, shes not THAT cute, is she? *monsters ponder* I mean, havent you seen cuter? Ordinary Monkey, what say you?
*Monkey nods eagerly*
Now, Anuoncer meat...*muffled muff...*
Why dont you just die!?!?!?Just die already!!!Shouldnt he just Die?!?!
*Monkey nods eagerly*
Now, lastly, Anouncer 2.0, why must you betray us so? Did we not spare your meager existence by not turning you into a pile of mince meat like your friend? Betrayel is so demeaning! Why dont you go back to being the dignified suck up you were before, huh?

Now, why dont we all sit a think about what we talked about wile we eat out tea and cookies....

Anouncer 2.0> *stops munching cookie and clears throught*
Ehhem...
Will Alex ever get over herself?! *Monkey nods eagerly*
Will Elisagoyle ever be just Elisa again?!*Monkey nods eagerly*
Will the bunnie/green monster alience hold?! *Monkey nods eagerly*
Will the villans and heroins go along with Cali's plan *Monkey nods eagerly*....
or will they compleatly ignore her cuz they were just in it for tea and cookies?!*Monkey nods eagerly*....
*anuncer 2.0 looks at monkey suspiciouly*....
...Will the cow ever make it over the moon?!!? *Monkey nods eagerly*
Is New York the capital of Idaho?!?!*Monkey nods eagerly*
Are you and idiotic Ordinary Monkey?!?!!?....*Monkey nods eagerly*
...yeah, thought so....
Will the mayham continue?! and How so!?
Only Elisa can say!!!! Stay tooned!!!...*Monkey nods eagerly*

*****Go Eli!**Go Eli!!**Go Eli!!!*****
Caliope

NOTE TO ALL....

since RL is whipping me in the ass, i'm just reminding you that i'm pulling out TEMPORARILY....but i swear i WILL be back....promise you that....i'll be back....
but please still send me the RP's to me cos i am getting the chance here and there to check my mail and all....i'm surprised i'm able to write this...
anyway, send them to me so i can know what's going on....thanks....

ELISA MAZA IS NOT JUST DONE YET!! here, have some RP....
would you like fries with that?

Elisa's widdle world of destruction...

hehehehe.....

*chomps down another cookie and blinks at everyone*
OKAY, this is getting TOO intulectual.....
(i know i spelled that wrong but oh well)
*cracks knuckles and burps*
*stands up, towering over everyone*
well, yanno.....NONE of this would have happened if those god damn bunnies hadn't tried to take over eastern Europe on Dec.31....
*the bunnies sneer*
dun give me that look...
cali> but Elisagoyle! we should really talk this over! we might even be able to come out to an agreement or something!
*i arch a brow* that's not the cali I know.....
why can't we just bash their little brains out! *whines* c'mon! enought talk!!
*i jump up and down like a child* *off in the distance, mountains crumble from my jumping* *everyone flys over the place from the constant and VIOLENT shaking caused by my jumping*
heather> ELISAGOYLE!!!!!! S-S-STOPP!!!!!!
*i stop*
heather> *she takes a deep breath* thanks....
*the monkey nods eagerly* *i promptly eat it*
alex> Elisa! that wasn't very nice!
*alex runs over and kicks me in the shin*
OW!! hey! *i grab alex and give her a dirty look* *she whines*
alex> ooh!! not THIS AGAIN!!
*i growl in her face and suddenly feel pricks on my ankels* *i gaze down, seeing the bunnies and monster gnawing on me*
HEY!!!!
*i dop alex and swat the little fartknockers away*
cali> well...seems ol' Elisa has heated up the battle again....
darn right i did....
*with that, i splat several of the bunnies and eat the monsters*
cali> *she looks for the monkey and realises i ate it* NOOOOO!!!! NOT THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!
*cali runs over and bites me*
ACK!!! *i grab her and swallow her* *gasps suddenly burst from everyone*
heather> AACKK!! you ATE cali!!!!
*burp* so?
*the monkey nods eagerly inside my stomach* *cali, however, screams inside from my stomach*
cali> LET ME OUT!!!! IT'S DARK, I CAN'T SEE AND IT SMELLS LIKE LIMBURGER!!! good gawd Elisa, what the HELL do you eat girl?!
pipe down in there! keep acting like that and i'll have a bad case of indegestion!
cali> *she has an evil grin spread across her face* oh REALLY? >:)
oooh crap....
*cali then lights a match and looks around*
cali> WOW! there's a lot in here! tuna....smurfs, bunnies, monsters, limburger, doughnuts, radioactive cheese, that spiked coffee, and THE MONKEY! *the monkey nods eagerly*
cali> well monkey, what say we get outta here hm? *the monke nods eagerly* *cali tosses the match away and finds a noodle. she then whaps the side of my stomach madly*
OOf!! ACK!! OW!!! *i clutch my belly* CALI!!! QUIT!
cali> BWA AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! NEVER!!!!! *she finds a bone from one of the bunnies and whaps me s'more* *i burp a few times and fall on my butt*
alex> *she winces* ooh...Elisa ain't looking so good....eheh...
*i hold my hands over my mouth and feel something coming up*
heather> she's gonna blow! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!
*i then hack up a huge hairball*
alex> eeeewww!!!! she hacked up a hairball!!!
*cali is stuck inside of the ball, no to mention, the hair soaked up all the spiked coffee* *i rub my head and begin to shrink*
heather> is it me....or is Elisa getting smaller?
alex> YAY!! the coffee is wearing off! now she can't eat me!!!!
*heather nudges alex*
heather> yeah but she can still whip you with her limburger cheese launcher....
alex> D'OH!!!
*a few minutes later, i finally return to my proper body size and wieght* *the announcer 2.0 runs up and picks me up*
announcer 2.0> i'll get her to the hospital right away!
*as he runs off, cali snorts up some of the spiked coffee on accident*
heather> hey, where is cali anyway?
*cali growls and bursts out of the hairball* *she begins to alter as well*
alex> EEEEEEKKK!!!! NOT CALI TOO!!!!! SHEEEEEEET!!!!
*heather groans*
heather> first Elisa and now cali! what's next? flying pigs?!
*a pig with wings zooms by*
heather> *blank look* i HAD to ask.....
announcer 2.0> *he screams while running me to the hospital*
is cali going to turn into some hideous beast??!!
will the bunnies attack again?
are those little green monsters going to finish the cookies?!
and WHAT'S with the flying pigs?!
*the announcer 2.0 suddenl trips and falls* *i fly out of his grasp and slam on the ground*
will the announcer WATCH where the HELL he's going?!
WILL HE EVER GET A LIFE??!!!!
*the monkey nods eagerly*
*i groan*

stay tuned.....

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ALLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEX!!!! ALEX DESTINE!!!!

alex> COMING MOTHER!!
(in other words, your turn alex!!) ^_~
Elisa

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