BUNNY WARS 2nd Season!!

*****NOTE TO AUTHORS: ************

OK guys, so sorry bout the VERY long pause but, hey lifes been a little hectic and aparently we have all been suffering from a severe case of writers block! :P But its about jolly time we start this up again!
Now, as for our new member,(I think you all know him, i'm not sure>:P), we have Victor!!! Say hi Vic!
*Victor waves*
OK, we'll be picking him up in the RP some how, I'll get to that in a sec :P. Now girls, remember, lets not brutaly damage Vic too soon! ;) He's gotta last us at least this season!
*Vic starts to slide away looking for the door, Cali pulls him back*
Get yer fanny back here! hehehe....you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into, have ya? ;) We're just joshin' ya! Your going to be our new pet! :P
Now Vic, when your done, send it to Elisa.

Here's the order so everyone remembers:
Elisa
Alex
Heather
Cali
Victor

SO! Without further interuptions, we shall begin Season Two!.....Hey....I like the sound of that! :P

****This is the world of Caliiiii!!!(little theme song :P)*************

***The following RP is a colaboration of the wiked minds of Caliope and Alex Destine....be scared...be very scared :P **********

*Baby Cali giggles and plays with the babbit while Heather and Alex continue to bicker*
Teehee, kawaii babbito!!!
*Cali sudenly freezez and looks straight ahead*
Alex> Heather!!! What the big idea, going of to lunch with anouncer 2.0 and leaving me here at the mercy of a gigant baby?!?!
Heather> Alex! She's practicaly harmless!
Alex> Still!!! You hurt my feelings, inviting Anouncer 2.0 to lunch and not me....
*gasp* Ooooooo, I see, what, you and the anouncer have a little "something" going on and you wanted some time alone? heehee how romanic :P
*anouncer blushes*
Heather> WHAT?! What are you talking about Alex! Are you---hey Alex, look at Cali, shes acting wierd...er....
Alex>.....hey yeah.....
*both girl stare at Cali*
* Cali sudenly turns her head twards the babbit*
Cali> Mata asonde ageru wane, de ne?
Babbit> *nods once* Hei!
*Cali now looks at the girls. She stands up and asumes temper tantrum position*
Cali> WHERE'S MY COOKIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*Alex and Heather Hug each other and sream*
*Cali grinz and shrinks back down to her normal size*
Cali> HAhahahahahhaha!!!! I fool you I fool you!!!! HAhahahha!!!!
* Alex and Heather breathe in gasps as steem begins to rise from them and they begin to serch for sharp objects*
Cali> *Looks around* GUYS!
*Alex and Heather, still gittery, drop their knives*
Cali> Look at this place!!! We finished off all the bad guys! And we've been slackin'!!! We need to get reorganized and relocated! *goes into Admirald mode* Now! Stand in line everyone!!! Let go! lets go! move it! move it!!!
Heather> *Gets in line after ordinary monkey and aouncer 2.0 and wispers to Alex* hey, i'm begining to doubt she regained her full sanity....
Alex> *gets in line after her and wispers back* hon, she never had her full sanity to begin with...
Heather> ....true...
Cali> HEY! *scares the begeebees outta both girls* ....I heard that.... :P
Now! Our first order of buisness.....Heather!
H/A> Ma'am, yes ma'am!
Cali> You may begin my beating the crap outta the writers block that's been hiding behind the bushes over there!
H/A> It'd be my pleasure ma'am!
* Procedes to kick the crap outta the writers block to produce yet another finley shreaded pile of mince meat*
Cali> Now....we need to get to the relocating part....we need wheels....let me make some calls!
*Cali whips out a cell phone and diles*
.......Hello?....Yeah, MTV?....Ok, yeah, we need one of those Road Rules typs of tour busses you guys got.....yeah.....uh hu....no...no...dont give me that crap! You owe me!.....yeah, thats right!...umm....lemme see...Hey guys! You mind being taped by a bunch of nosie camera men who follow you into even the potty room?!
Heather> *shrug* I dont care!
Alex> Me neither! The camara LOVES me!!!!
..... yeah, OK, no problem!....alrighty!....OK, you got 5 mins to be here or the next ones free, get it? got it? good! *clicks the cell phone off*
Cali> Well....now we wait....
Alex> *Slides over to Anouncer 2.0* So.....did you and Heather enjoy lunch? *sly smile*....did you *wink wink* Talk alot? ;)
*Anoucer 2.0 is comleatly mortified*
*Heather is no longer talking to Alex*
*Cali just watches and giggles evily*
*the tour bus comes to a halt in front of them*
Alex> OOooohh!... fancy tour bus!! How glamorous!! *eyes shine*
*everyone gets in the bus* *H/A & Alex fight to get there first*
Cali> Anouncer, you get to be the driver!!! Fun Yeah?!
Anouncer 2.0> Yeah, like fun I'll have...*mumbble*
Cali> Dont get saucy with me!
Alex> *Calls from the back* Hey!!!! And Heather can be your navigator!!!! *a loud WAP is heard* ...owie...
Cali> *sighs* this is gonna be a long trip.... :P *walks into the back where Alex and Heather are fighting over the bunks*
Alex> I get the top bunk!!!
Heather> No! I want the top bunk!!!!
*they begin to strangle each other. Cali slides by them...*
Alex> Hey Cali, where are you going...
Cali> Dont mind me, I'll just be taking the suite at the back of the bus with the big bed and private bathroom :P
*both girls stare*
*both*.....Well I still get the top bunk!!!!....No! I do!!!!
*Ordinary Monkey sreems and hoots, Anouncer 2.0 grabs the loud speaker and points it at the girls*
A 2.0> HAS IT COME TO YOUR ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE TWO TOP BUNKS?!?!?! ONE ON EACH SIDE!!!!!!!
*Anouncer gets back to his seat and begins to drive off while Alex and Heather fight over who gets the right side*
Cali> Hey Anouncer! We gotta stop by the hospital and pick up Elisa!
A2.0> Got it!
*Cali walks over to Alex(who is facing the front of the bus) and Heather(who is facing the back)*
Cali> Now, Alex? Which is your right hand? *Alex lifts her right hand*
And Heather, how 'bout yours? *H/A lifts her right hand, on oposit side*
Well now! Quick! Grab the top bunk your pointing at!!!!
H/A and Alex> WOW!!! Your smart Cali!
Cali> Yes, I know, I'm a genious! *trips and falls on her @$$* ...owie...*gets her genious self up off the floor and goes to the front of the bus* How's everything going anouncer 2.0?
A2.0> Everything fine!
Cali> Hey Look guys! A hitch hiker!!!
Heather> Oh! He can be an escaped convict! Or a seriel killer! Or an ax murderer! He can have a GUN!!!!
Alex> ....OH! Let pick him up! Lets pick him up!!!!!
Cali> YEAH!!!!
*Anouncer 2.0 reluctantly stops and the doors are opened to revele....VICTOR!!!*
Alex> Aw man! Your no ax murderer! Your just Victor!!!
Cali> Victor!!!! *HUGZ* Hey! What are you doing here!?!?!? Common in!
*victor gets on and the bus drives off again*
Victor> Good evening Ladies!
A2.0> Ehem!
Vic> ...um...and sir...
Alex *Hugs Vic* You still owe me a stake!!! :P
Cali> Hey Vic, you wanan join a Bunny eradication squad?! It includes medical plan and paid vacation!!!:P
Vic> Ummm....sure, why not!
*The bus stops at the hospital and Elisa gets on*
Elisa> Hey Guys! Nice Wheels!!!
Cali> Eli!!!! We missed ya!!!! *All girls hug* *Victor Shrugs and Hugs too*
Elisa>....whos this guy? :P
Heather> Oh, some hitch hiker we piked up!
Elisa> *backs away* Then why is he hugging me!?
*Victor shrugs again*
Alex> Vic is our new Squad member!!! Hes the Rookie! He's our Pet! He's the Bebe...thats right, the other other white meat!
Cali> *giggles* Bebe! It's whats for dinner!!!
Cali> So,Vic.... whatcha bring me whatcha bring me!?:P
Eli> Oooo presents!!!!
Heather> Peace oferings!!!
Alex> Oh! Oh! I want a tiny pony that fits in the palm of my hand!!!!
A2.0> No! No more pets!!!
We got an Ordinary monkey *nod eagerly*,
A flying pig, and a....a....
*babbit pokes, my name's babbito, babbit*....A flying bat bunny!!! And now we've got a Victor too!
*Victor glares*
Alex>....*sniff*....Ok....no more pets....but I still want a present!!!
*All girls* Yeah, presents!!! *hold their hands out in anticipation*
Victor> ...ummm.....uh....

Anoucer 2.0>...Ok, this RP has gone on long enogh....
Will Victor give the girls their presents?! And if so, what will they be?! I hear Diamonds are a girls best friend!!!!
*girls* Yeah!!! Yeah!!! Diamonds!!!! Yeah!!!
Victor> Oh crap...*glares at A2.0*....I'm not liking you man...
A2.0> *glares back and continues*
Will we find new adventures ahead of us?!!?!?
And Where the hell ARE we going anyways!?!?!?
Find out all this and more on the next Ep of TBW!!!!
*still glaring at Victor*
Elisa> Hey A2.0....arent you suposed to be driving?!
A2.0>......oh crap! *tiers squeek as he drives out of the gutter and back onto the road*

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Dang that was long....its just to make up time, ne? :P
OK! Time for Vic's big debute!!!!!
********GOOOOOOOO GETTEM VICTOR!!!!*******************
Caliope

AAAAAHHHH!!!! here comes the COP!!! wheeeeeeeeee!
this one might be a tad short(short as in unusually short mainly cos i write some LONG ones)...cos i's kinda busy atm...AND i have another e-mail to write and it's gonna take a while.....
*slaps self* i have a lot to do today...hehehe
and victor....*pats him on the head* sweetie...you mind mailing this to the next person on the list? i forgot who's next AND i acidentally deleted the mail listing everyone in order.... >.<
victor> *blink* you what?

I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!!!!!

victor> OKAY! sheesh....don't have a cow woman!

moo.... =^_~=

*********Manhattan Madness*********

*we all stare down at the little knomes as they come parading over* dude...that's alotta knomes....*blinks*

alex> *sinks down on the end of the bus, shaking like a leaf*
eeehh...*grabs hold of heather*
I DUN WANNA DIE!!!!
heather> *whap* will you let go of me? crackmonkey....we're not gonna die!
*look over to me*

what?
heather> well...yer the smart one....half of the time...

*glares at heather*
heather> SORRY! well...what should we do?
hell if i know....fight them?
heather> you say that about everything...
*giggles* i know....hehehehe
okay...victor?! since yer new around these parts....it's time for you to show what you've got!
victor> *blinks* i can't!
why not?
victor> *shaking* i don't wanna leave the nest MOMMY!
*slaps hand to head* oh brother....
*shoves victor out of the bus*
now you do us proud vic!
*victor sits, half sprawled on the ground, staring at the knomes*
victor> nice....knomes...g-good...knomes....

cali> bet you ten bucks he gets eaten....
heather,alex,elisa> YER ON!
alex> hey victor! i put ten dollars on you SO DON'T SCREW UP NOW!
cali> sh'yeah man!!!
victor> THANKS! i feel much more confident....*fumes*

cali> remember! this is typical! *giggles*
victor> cripes...
*the knomes draw closer and closer until finally they stop*
knomes> hey mac....you by any chance know where snow white's place is?
victor> *blink* snow white?!
knomes> yeah....
victor> i am not entirly sure....
knomes> *sigh* okay...thanks anyway.....*they all trod off into the woods*
cali> well that was interesting....
alex> wasn't it though? *pulls out her dime and pets it*
*rolls eyes* c'mon ppl...let's go... :)
*victor climbs back on the bus and sits up near the front*
*alex on the other hand...huddles in the back over something protectivly*
cali> hey! who wants to drive?! *looks at victor*
victor> hey Elisa....you drive this time....
all righty....*starts up the bus and drives off*
hey! where the heck ARE we going anyway?
heather> not a clue....wanna go to vegas?
YEAH!
cali> NO! let's go to abu dabi!!!

*silence*
cali> nevermind....
*alex is still in the back, huddling over a large jot stick and clutching her dime*
alex> they'll never catch me....neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

hey alex! what're you doin back there?
alex> *nervously* I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!

*blink* pardon?
alex> *snaps her mouth shut* sheet! they're on to me!
cali....heather...go see what the deal is will ya?
cali/heather> okay....*walks back to alex*
cali> alex? um....what're you hiding? *tries to push her aside*
alex> STAY BACK!!!! *slaps her hand*
cali> OW! you fartknocker! *shoves alex to heather* *blinks at the large joy stick*
um....oookay......
alex> *scrambles over to the jot stick and pulls it* *she laughs maniacally* mwa hahahaahahah!!! you can't stop us now!!!!!!!!!!

victor> um.....elisa?! i think you might want to stop the bus!
cali> ELISA!!! get back here!!! now!!!
*turns head a bit* what is it now?!
*victor heads to the back and looks at alex* *he then notices an odd tiny red light implanted on alex's neck* *he blinks*
victor> uh oh.....

*suddenly, alex tackles heather, trying to kill her with her dime*
alex> DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heather> *screams* AAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! get off me!!! *whap*
*the windows then burst as the knomes come back, crashing in, glass flying everywhere*
knome> HAHAH!!! nice work alex! we have them now!!! mwa hahahaah!!!

CRIME-EH-NUTLY!!!! alex?!!!!
alex> *heads over to the knomes* *a knome pats her on the head*
cali> she's been taken over! AGAIN?!!! ACK!

heather> alex has always been too easy to posses.....

*a knome then shoves me out of my seat* *the bus then carrens through the forest at 50 mph*

*just then, the door to the bathroom opens*
announcer 2.0> will you KNOCK IT OFF??!!!!! i've been trying to do my duty in here and yer acting like a bunch of wild animals!!! *slams the door*

*blank stare* *silence*

cripes.....
*the knomes then being their attacke, along with the help of the possesed alex as the bus carrens through the forest*

WE NEED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continued..... DUN DUN DUN!

announcer 2.0> *from the bathroom* will this REALLY be the end of our heros?!
has alex actually been possesed for good?
will victor get a clue that insanity is TYPICAL around here?!
will i ever get to go to the bathroom in PEACE?

stay tooned....
Elisa

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alex’s Dream Time ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*knome hands Alex a cookie*
knome: You did good!
Alex: YEY!
knome: Now... ATTACK!!
Alex: OKA!

*Alex now jumps on top of Heather*
H\A: Oh no.... NOOOO!!... What will she do to me?!?!! NOOOOOOO!!!

*Alex is seen writting on H\A's forehead w/ a black magicmarker: "Alex wuz here!"*
Alex: hahahahahahhaaa... aren't I evil!?!?
H\A: ...... someone get her off me before i do something i will later regret.... oh wait, i don't think anyone will miss her that much.
*H\A gets ready to kill Alex*

Cali: No! Stop Heather!! You most remember she's just possesed by the knomes! But she's still our friend!

*alex jumps on top of Cali and write on her forehead: "Cali is a wuz"*
Alex: heeeeeeeee....
Cali: ...let's get her!...

*Victor is standing between 2 ready to kill girls & one holding a pretty dime*
Vic: Now now.... ladies! I'm sure we can work something out.
H\A: Move it or loose it Vic!

Cali: Now Vic, we wont hurt Alex...
H\A: *stares bewildered at Cali* We wont?
Cali: *kicks her* YEAH! we WONT! *innocent smile*
Vic: You don't expect me to buy that for a sec, do ya? -_-
Cali & H\A: RATS!

*Elisa is trying to take control of the bus again, but an evil knome keeps trying to bite her hand whenever she gets too near*
Elisa: We're gonna crash if u keep this up, u idiot!!
knome: GGRRRRRR!!!
Elisa: Stupid!
knome: GGGRRRR!!
Elisa: What you call me?!!?
knome: GGRRRR!
Elisa: Why u little...!!!

*the other knomes are busy nailing wodden boards to the bathroom's door*
A2.0: Can anyone plz get me out of here!!!!
knomes: hehehheheheee

Vic: Ladies! Shouldn't we be fighting those knomes!!!
Cali & H\A: oh yeah.....

H\A: This looks like a job for... Mr. Carter!!
*takes out Pie-zooka and aims at knomes*
*she fires and hits one of the knomes in the face*
H\A: HA! Victory!!
*knome licks the pie*
knome: Snow White made better!
H\A: WHAT! Are u insulting my pies!.... That's it!
*Heather begins to strangle it*

Cali: Go Heather!! YEY!....
*Alex is writtng on Victor's back: "Will work for food!"*
Vic: Alex... what r u writting?
Alex: NOTHING! keep looking at Heather killing the knome & at Cali being pushed off the bus!
Vic: oh, okay... WHAT! Cali BEING PUSHED OFF THE BUS?!!??!

Cali: EEEEEEEKK!!.... this freaky thing is running at 50 mph!
I don't wanna jump from it!!
Knome: we don't really care either way...
Cali: AAAAAAAAHHH!

Elisa: You freaky little knome!
knome: GGRRRRR!
Elisa: YOUR MAMA!!
knome: gr?
Elisa: U heard me!!!
*knome lands on top of Elisa & while they fight Vic takes the rock that the knome had placed on the accelerator, mainly because it was too short to reach it w/ his own feet*

*Bus stops suddenly and everyone says: "WOW!!" as they crash on top of each other and become a huge mess of kicking legs and moving arms*

Cali: Oh my GAWD!... I feel like this huge bolder came crashing on top of me!!
H\A: it's just me Cali...
Cali: oh... sorry ;P
Elisa: EEEKK!... someone grabed my leg!!
*Alex is writting on Elisa's leg: "BITE ME!"*
knome1: OWCH!!... someone BIT me!!
knome2: sorry about that... thought u were one of those annoying girls.
Elisa: ANNOYING?!?! *grabs Mr. Carter*
H\A: No Elisa, it wont work!
Elisa: sure it will!
*Elisa uses Mr. Carter as a bat and smacks the sense out of the knomes*

Elisa: HA!.... call us annoyinf why don't ya! Alex maybe! But not the rest of us!

Alex: *writting on the knones foreheads: "<--I'm w/ stupid" "Kill us now please" & "I have a boyfriend" ^_^*

*all three girls & Vic stare at the ongoing Alex*
Vic: What on earth can we do w/ her?
Cali: I heard a circus was in town?
*Elisa's eyes sparkle*
H\A: let's go and drop her off while we're at it!
Vic:....... girls!

*pounding is heard somewhere*
A2.0: HELP! HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!
Vic: oh, I wonder where the Announcer 2.0 is??? *turns radio really loud so A2.0 screams are not heard*
Cali: Yeah.... where is he?
Vic: Well, u know him... maybe he went to the circus ahead of us!
Cali: Why, that nauthy Announcer!

*H\A is tying the knomes so they wont attack again while Cali & Vic go to the drivers spot to head for the circus, meanwhile Elisa says she really has to go to the potty*
Vic: NOW???
Elisa: I drank a lot of lemonade before i came here, 'kay?!?!?!

*Alex is seen writting on the bathroom door: "Announcer 2.0 is NOT here"* ^_^

*from the bathroom A2.0 satrts w/ unanswered questions*
Will the girls reach the circus in time to drop Alex off?
Will I ever get out of this bathroom?
What will happen w/ the knomes?
And will Alex STOP writting on everyithng she sees??

*Alex goes to the person who's reading this right now and writes:
"Stay tooned for our next RP!!"*
Alex Destine

_____H\A is ON THE WAY to SAVE THE DAY!!______

*Heather yanks open the bathroom door, boards and all, and shuts it again, despite A2.0's pleas*

Cali: What'd ya do that for?
H\A: I needed a washcloth! I don't wanna go around with "Alex wuz here" written on my head all day.
Elisa: Glad she didn't use Sharpies...those things are permenent.

*Vic has the gnomes in a sack by the door*
Victor: Hey, what should we do with these guys?
H\A: Find a precipice over a gourge filled with sharp pointy rocks and watch 'em fall down go boom?
Cali: Heather! How cruel...how twisted...how...TOTALLY AWESOME!! *give H\A high five*

*Alex is now behind the driver's seat, where Elisa is, holding her dime with a wild look in her eyes. The bus is approaching the precipice*

H\A: Uh, Alex, honey? Why don't you come sit back here...you look cold, and I got a nice little jacket that'll fix you right up. *Cali readies a straight jacket*
Alex: AIEYIYIYIYI!!!! *She lunges with her dime for Elisa*
Elisa: ACK!! Get this psycotic brat OFFA ME!!

*Elisa slams the brakes and shoves Alex into Vic, standing in the doorway with his bag o' gnomes. The gnomes fall out and into the gourge*
Cali: Ooooh, gnomies fall down, go BOOM!!
Vic: *falling out of bus* You GUYS!! HELP!
Cali: *grabs Vic by the shirt tail* Oh dear, silly me!

*Alex has got Elisa pinned to the steering wheel, ready to deal the final blow, when...*

H\A: STOP!! *brings out a babbit, bound and gagged, with Mr. Carter aimed at pointe-blank range*
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

*Alex drops her dime, rushes to the babbit and scoops it into her arms. She starts to write "I luv u!" all over it with her marker*

Elisa: Okay, now FRAG HER!!
*Cali and Vic wrestle the babbit and magic marker away from her and posistion her comfortably in straightjacket and handcuffs on her bunks.*

Cali: you think those shackels are too tight?
H\A: Nah, she always turns that color when she's mad.
Elisa: Okay, it's half an hour before the circus starts. We can still make it!

BAM!! BAM!! BAM!!

Vic: Uh, hey, I think there's someone in the bathroom...

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-Will the Squad try and cure Alex?
- or will they leave it to the circus?
-Will Victor ever know what a 'normal day' on the Squad really is?
- Will I, A2.0 ever GET OUTTA THE FREAKIN' BATHROOM?!?

Answers to this and more on the Next Episode of THE BUNNY WARS!!
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Jeez, that was a lettle crazy! Um, Alex, who's turn is it? Cuz I forgot *slaps self* Oppsie!

=Mission complete, ~H\A~
Keeper of Duo's Left Pinky Toe Nail Clipping.
www.geocities.com/hna_site
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"I'm sorry, but sneaking in without notice happens to be my specialty."
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H\A

**************Cali's lil shop of wierdness!!!***********************

*all is relativly normal as the bus speeds on down the road with Elisa behind the weel*
*Cali looks out the window, enjoying the view as Vic and Heather play go fish and Alex, still tied to the bunk, shouts out "Go Old Maid!" every other min., wile watching the card game*

Cali>....LOOK! A plam tree! Were getting near the beach!!!!
Eli> Cali, a palm tree doesnt mean we're getting near the beach!
Cali> I know, but still, we might be!
Eli>....riiiiight...
Cali> Aw common! dont ruin my fun! I'm in need of a beach soon!

Heather> Do you have......A spoty geraffee?!
Vic>...*sly look*.....GO FiSH!!!!
Heather> Drat! *fishes*

*the bus drives on in such tranquility that everyone begins to get suspicious, but are determined to enjoy the very scarce calmness. As the bus turns the curve, suddenly they encounter a fabulous view of the ocean*

Cali> YEAH!!!!! Ahahahahahahahhahaha!!!! I told you! I win! I win Eli!!!
Eli> Woah! How'd ya do that!?
Cali> Who cares?! Lets go to the beach!!!
Heather> *still pouting for having to fish...again* But what about the circus?! It Starts in 15 mins!
Cali> Aw, we can go tomorrow! Besides, the beach might be just what Alex needs to get better!
Heather> Uh...yeah, right, how do you figure that Cal?
Cali> Well we're both island girls, and its summer!!! I'm starting to go insane...er...than my usual self if I dont get to the beach soon!

Vic> Woah...guys, we only got 1 srightjaket in our emergency kit...and its being used at the moment...
*everyone stares at Alex for a sec, who's cross eyed and chanting "The happy song of Alex"*
.........
Eli> Right! To the beach it is!!!!
Cali> YEY!!!! *dances and prances about the bus*

*the Bus drives up to the beach and everyone gets off in their swim suits, Cali running out ahead still dancing and prancing now about the sand, and Alex being lead on a leash by Eli wilst Heather and Vic argue*

Vic> I did not cheat Heather! You’re just a lousy Fish player!
Heather> I AM NOT!!! How bout a rematch, huh?! Right here, right now!!
Vic> What!? No way, I'm going swiming! Besides I'd just win again!
Heather> No! You'd just cheat again!!! Elisa!!! You'll play fish with me wont you?
Eli> *looks at Heather who looks desperate* ....Oh all right, just one game!
Heather> Woohoo!
*Eli ties Alex to a tree and sits on the beach towel to play fish with Heather while Vic and Cali head for the water*

* Now, as Cali clobers Vic with a whater bubble and erie Jaws type of back grownd music is herd....*
*taaan tan*
Cali> *slpash* Hahaha I got you Vic!
*taan tan*
Vic> Hey!!! *chases after and splashes back*
*taan tan, tan tan, tantan tantantantantantan....*

*both slowly turn around, hold eachother and screem in terror*

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*As Alex aproches, some how escaped from her leash and strightjaket holding her shiny dime above her in aparent dime attack stance, she is starteld by the screams and Screams herself*

....AAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHAHHA!!!!! GOD! Dont do that to me!!!! Ya scared me!!!

*Cali and Vic look at each other....look at Alex....at each other again...at Alex....*

Cali> ALEX!!!!!!! Are you back to normal?
Alex> Of corse I am!!!
Cali> realy?!
Alex> Yeah!
Cali *waps alex*
Alex> HEY! OW! Whatcha do THAT for?!
Cali> For almost getting us killed on several ocations, siding with the enemy and lousy penmanship!
Alex>....oh...OK!
Cali> OK!
Alex> So let me get out of the sun...sun is evil...
Cali> Oh Alex! you ARE back to normal! Now dont be so silly, we lathered you up in plenty of sun screen, so lets have some fun!
*the girls hug eachother out of happyness*

Vic> awww....thats so sweet....
*girls notice Vic and both look at him*
Alex> How bout that fun we were gonna have, Cal?
Cali> Yeah, lets get too that....*both girls smile evily*
Vic> uh...*backs up a bit*....I know that smile!!!!
*Vic takes off and Cali and Alex run/swim after him*

*Meanwile, on the beach, Heather sits on the beach blanket pouting cuz she lost again, as Eli heads back to the bus to get some drinks*

*On the bus as Eli gets herself a Doc Pepper she hears some russling from the bathroom*

.....*sighs*....alright.....

*Eli opens the door and startles A2.0, who was painting his toenails with Cali's blue nail polish*

Eli>......
A2.0> *uderly embaresed*....WELL I GOT BORED!!!!! Common!!!!
Eli>....riiiiight....*heads back out the take a dip* Oh! and get to anouncing already!

A2.0> I would, but I have no idea whats been going on....because....I"VE BEEN LOKED IN THE FREAKIN" BATHROOM FOR ALMOST A DAY!!!!!!

Eli> Oh get over it already, you whiner!!!

*Babbit takes the microphone*
I'll take over!
Will this wired normalness continue?!
or is this the calm befor the storm?!?!
Is Alex realy cured?! Or is she just faking it?! And how bad will her sun burn be!??!!?
Will Heather ever win at Go fish?!
(Heather> Common Elisa!!! Gimme another game!!! Eli>...NO!!!)
And finaly, will a2.0 ever notice he's not wearing any pants?!
A2.0> *looks down* AK! *runs back into the bathroom*
All this and more, in out next ep of....THE BUNNYWARS!!!!!!
...hey...I could get used to this ;)
*from bathroom* I dont think so Bat Rabit!!!!

Vic! Your turn to step up to the plate! :P

***********Shop closed for lunch, will be back at 1pm:P************

Well, thats it boys and girls! I'm sorry it wasnt up to the regular insanity level, but I'm not feeling my regular insane self latly. But I'll make up for it next time! It'll be twice as insane!!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!! :P *HUGZ for all her darling friends* Cali
Caliope